Joanphobia
I went to the Deli and bought a sandwich. Joan winced at my white bread. My Joanphobia is kicking in.
Joanphobia by weinermandingus July 27, 2023
Words you can keep
Josophobia
Josophobia by 4thiceboy November 26, 2017
Related Words
Joanphobia • johanphobia • Jonaphobia • John-Phobia • jojophobia • Jobaphobia • joephobia • johnophobia • jordanphobia • Josophobia
Jojophobia
Joh-joh-fo-bee-ah
noun; The fear of references to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
A person who has said fear is Jojophobic.
noun; The fear of references to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
A person who has said fear is Jojophobic.
Person 1: "Is that a MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?"
Person 2: "PLEASE NO!" *shivers*
Person 2 has Jojophobia.
Person 2: "PLEASE NO!" *shivers*
Person 2 has Jojophobia.
Jojophobia by Josophobia December 12, 2017
johanphobia
The fear of a ginger Swede who casts girls under a mysterious spell. While under this spell, girls are noted to ignore the ginger red locks and fall head over heels for him. Once under this spell, girls will fall into his trap of trying to pursue him further only to be lectured outside rooftop nightclubs and subsequently rejected. Girls under this spell are also likely to scream angrily at other girls under this spell from rooftops of dorms. Innocent bystanders are also at risk. In conclusion, one should avoid ginger Johans at all costs, and if one just so happens to fall into a Johan spell, it is advised that they avoid rooftops at high altitudes.
Girl 1: "Me and ginger Johan walk around and talk about life. He's actually pretty cool"
Girl 2: "Johan did the same thing to me, except this was the first week of classes. Asshole."
Girl 1: "Ugghh this is exactly why I hate him. I definitely have johanphobia."
Girl 2: "Johan did the same thing to me, except this was the first week of classes. Asshole."
Girl 1: "Ugghh this is exactly why I hate him. I definitely have johanphobia."
johanphobia by 1234supp June 12, 2013
jojophobia
jojophobia by ekrej December 12, 2017
Johnaphobia
Johnaphobia by AREX992 November 30, 2019
jenaphobia
Wow, that is the most incredible theory I've ever heard, too be he won't even listen to it, he's suffering from jenaphobia
jenaphobia by j1969 September 21, 2009
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