Joanphobia

Fear of my grandmother’s presence.

I went to the Deli and bought a sandwich. Joan winced at my white bread. My Joanphobia is kicking in.

Joanphobia by weinermandingus July 27, 2023

Josophobia 

The fear of having your name googled

I have Josophobia *Someone googles your name* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Josophobia by 4thiceboy November 26, 2017

Jojophobia 

Joh-joh-fo-bee-ah
noun; The fear of references to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
A person who has said fear is Jojophobic.

Person 1: "Is that a MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?"
Person 2: "PLEASE NO!" *shivers*
Person 2 has Jojophobia.

Jojophobia by Josophobia December 12, 2017

johanphobia 

The fear of a ginger Swede who casts girls under a mysterious spell. While under this spell, girls are noted to ignore the ginger red locks and fall head over heels for him. Once under this spell, girls will fall into his trap of trying to pursue him further only to be lectured outside rooftop nightclubs and subsequently rejected. Girls under this spell are also likely to scream angrily at other girls under this spell from rooftops of dorms. Innocent bystanders are also at risk. In conclusion, one should avoid ginger Johans at all costs, and if one just so happens to fall into a Johan spell, it is advised that they avoid rooftops at high altitudes.

Girl 1: "Me and ginger Johan walk around and talk about life. He's actually pretty cool"
Girl 2: "Johan did the same thing to me, except this was the first week of classes. Asshole."
Girl 1: "Ugghh this is exactly why I hate him. I definitely have johanphobia."

johanphobia by 1234supp June 12, 2013

jojophobia 

an extreme or irrational fear of references

dont reference anything when near him. He has jojophobia

jojophobia by ekrej December 12, 2017

Johnaphobia 

The irrational fear of getting tickled on the balls by John

Dylan: "I have a severe case of Johnaphobia"

Johnaphobia by AREX992 November 30, 2019

jenaphobia 

Fear of anything associated with the ultimate coolness.

Wow, that is the most incredible theory I've ever heard, too be he won't even listen to it, he's suffering from jenaphobia

jenaphobia by j1969 September 21, 2009