Lingestic 

To exaggerate over a useless cause

John was lingestic when he got a bad score on his test.

Lingestic by Ismat Yahya March 6, 2019

Linguistic Questions

Linguistic Questions are those about key vocabulary, sentence structure and relations between ideas.

Emad is a very intelligent linguist . He scored both his Linguistic questions and Content questions 100 out of 100.

Linguistic Questions by Mozhgan Hudiburgh November 3, 2019

Neuro-Linguistic Programming 

Having sex with your brain.

While remembering an etremely good state, you can amplifay that state by using techniques of Neuro-Linguistic Programming.

Neuro-Linguistic Programming by nlpspin April 5, 2011

linguistics

Linguistics is the scientific study of language. Linguistics examines language through its structue and use. the fields of structure are Phonetics & Phonology, Morphology, Syntax, Semantics, and Pragmatics which deal with sounds, words, sentences, meaning, and interaction respectively. Language use is studied as it interface with other fields such as sociology, psychology, computer science, literature, anthropology, philosophy, or history.

Isn't John studying linguistics?

No, he just speaks four langauges, but Jill is a linguist.

linguistics by Wheezy April 16, 2005

linguistics

Linguistics is a field of study focusing on the structure of language. Completely captivating and impossibly satisfying.

A 2 year old child learns on average 9 new concepts a day. Somehow the brains of toddlers can intuit multiple abstract concepts over the course of a day. Do you remember what it was like to understand what a drain is? a lock? to sweat? to worry? to forget? glass? digestion? Linguistics explores the way people use language and its connection to the brain/cognitive development.

linguistics by thebrainisnuts September 16, 2008

linguistic 

adj; of or relating to language

It's good to have enough linguistic skill that you wouldn't call something an adjective and then use it in your example sentence as a noun, dumbass.

linguistic by akdsjfa;dsg;adsg November 2, 2006

Linguistic dissonance 

Language, as with many forms of complex communication, is linear. Its use and context establish tone (the attitude in which the author conveys), with the logical expectation of consistent perpetuation. When one exhibits an unanticipated deviation from the aforementioned parameters, such that its register, dialect, and/or vocabulary is at a significant distance from that previously employed, its effect can best be described as being "totally fucking weird"

This is also known as being "sophisticated as hell"; however, linguistics prefer to call it "linguistic dissonance".

"In the immortal words of Ayn Rand, STFU n00b." ~ A common variation of the sort of linguistic dissonance that one becomes acquainted with when "debating" on 4chan.

Linguistic dissonance by Ἀπολλύων October 21, 2016