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linguistics

Linguistics is the scientific study of language. Linguistics examines language through its structue and use. the fields of structure are Phonetics & Phonology, Morphology, Syntax, Semantics, and Pragmatics which deal with sounds, words, sentences, meaning, and interaction respectively. Language use is studied as it interface with other fields such as sociology, psychology, computer science, literature, anthropology, philosophy, or history.
Isn't John studying linguistics?

No, he just speaks four langauges, but Jill is a linguist.
linguistics by Wheezy April 16, 2005
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linguistics

Linguistics is a field of study focusing on the structure of language. Completely captivating and impossibly satisfying.
A 2 year old child learns on average 9 new concepts a day. Somehow the brains of toddlers can intuit multiple abstract concepts over the course of a day. Do you remember what it was like to understand what a drain is? a lock? to sweat? to worry? to forget? glass? digestion? Linguistics explores the way people use language and its connection to the brain/cognitive development.
linguistics by thebrainisnuts September 16, 2008

linguistics

useless piece of shit
study of language
linguistics sucks sucks sucks
linguistics by Dong Woo March 13, 2005

Linguistics

Linguistics are the conceptual definitions between the three major platforms: function, concept and math: matter.

Matter and function, is math. in current cultural dogma, we strive forward by definiting: 2+2=4, but, the problem is, this, simply, cannot ever be so: there, to the furthest extreme, no similar two units in nature.

This means, that where math resides on the bond between function and matter, that the whole structure of our way of thinking is both inept, but, primarily, insane.

Because of this, the way to, actually, define things, in sepration, iinept, again, then we must look to how to really do it: the answer is (Compiler-Sårn: 1/Ix1/en=~3 OR 2+2=~4, don't ask: accept.) to define through roman numbers, yet again, or, through "New Math:"
in all of them, linguistics.

or, through "New Math:"

(=squared)1pyramid

9pyramid=

to which much can be written, annulling The Zero, and bringing true justice, also to Pi: pirxdegrees-0+~n(pi)=PI/pirxdegrees-0+n(pi)=pi

the second form of importance, is the relation between function and concepts, leading to language, and the new definition: relation links: between you, the observer, most things are relations: You are, on your legs, and the relation between You(The sum of the whole of You, on Your legs)IS relations, and thus links, to You. Spread out between two parties, the become a sorta hourglass between themselves, forming the definitions in time and space (Light, water, pain) between concpets, function and matter as relations between entities.

Thus is linguistics the goldcave all things, and, incidentelly, concluded with and by: Timing/Optimization: the ability to live, learn and observe: you are, you do you react.

timing: datanalysis based on heirachy in outcome of a situation based on upbuildingness(Evil: a conclusion of a situation observed from a subjegate position) between uptimisation: do better, evolve, win, through uptimization, victory, leading to gratitude, water (on happy walls), the essence of: Love: the meaning of all things.

- Optimize.

DAD

PS. It's comma your word comma.
Linguistics by GODDADDY July 3, 2023

Anal Linguistics

The language spoken by people who talk out of their ass
He's so full of shit, he's developed a new language - Anal Linguistics
Anal Linguistics by PauliePoo June 1, 2006

bow-linguistics 

Gestures, finger-spells and handsigns taught to a dog in order to train 'him/her' to respond to English words as orders!
Bow-linguistics are not the end of the story: alongside the 'dogsitter' and the must-have 'chewy' or chew toy, there's 'canine-freestyling', or handling a K9 to the sounds of hip-hop music! Dogis (dog yogis!) that train your dogfriend some 'doga' and when your dog turns 13, you can throw him a 'Bark Mitzvah' party, or why don't you get a 'barkitect' to build your 'furkids' an uber-stylish doghouse --ooopsies! 'barkitecture'? 'Muttiquette' (mutt etiquette) comes handy for your 'companion animal' should you be in a public place and want to avoid unexpected behavior ; ] And, if you're feeling lonely go adopt a 'dogter' (she-dog daughter) and get her some kiddens (kid-replacement kittens) for company!

This must be, no...is TEOTWAWKI!

Bathematics & Linguistics 

A cover up for the real definition of BL.
Dad: oh, what's a BL?
Daughter: Oh, Dad, you wouldn't get it. It's just bathematics & linguistics.
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