Limzer 

Limzer, he loves the cock and that's all.

A cock floats by, and Limzer smiles like a donut.

Limzer by B_Gulaman November 23, 2021

limbersexual 

Someone for whom stretching is the ultimate ecstasy.

If presented with the choice between sex and stretching, they're grabbing the yoga pants.

"Why does Amy do yoga like 3 times a day?"
"Idk, she might be a limbersexual."

limbersexual by awjypodgy February 3, 2015

Limerick 

DEFINITION
There once was a dude from Yopmail
Whose struggle against boredom was a fail
So he hopped on UrbDic(k)
And wrote this limerick
Enjoy the rest, you diseased toenail

A Bunch of Limericks by Yopmail User

RICK
There once was a dick named Rick
Who fucked his nephew's daughters for kicks
His son ate ten dimes
Then fucked tigers twelve times
And proudly sucked a monkey's dick

CHRIS HANSEN
There once was a Brit with a snare
Who raped a few kids for a dare
He then wet his bed
When Chris Hansen said
"Why don't you have a seat over there?"

OBSCENE
There once was a poem so obscene
It made all its readers drink bromine
They thought it was time
To shit on a mime
And fuck his dead body for hygiene

THE SHITTY DECK POEM
There once was a kid on a deck
Who fell over and broke his neck
Someone raped the dude
And was promptly sued
He now qualifies for a penis check

MASTURBATION
A kid once beat off to his dog
Who unwillingly sucked his big log
The dog saw a tick
And bit off the kid's dick
Then took a big shit on a frog

Limerick by Yopmail User January 16, 2023

limbering for timbering 

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

limbering for timbering by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Limerence 

A completly life altering state of mind, more than a "crush", very intense feelings of affection towards somebody else. When the feelings are unrequited, it can destroy ones life.

Matt: I think I'm limerent over Sara.
Tom: As I've never been in limerence I don't understand how you feel, but you can talk to me if you need to.

Limerence by Rita01 April 14, 2009

limera1n 

A surprisingly good piece of software coming from the shitty-ass loser programmer geohot who has a temper-tantrum in early 2010 and left the iPhone sense. He relased limera1n just to piss people in the dev community off.

man limera1n is good, but geohot sucks

limera1n by cheerr7redon October 17, 2010

anti-limerick 

Starts off like a limerick, but ends more awesomer.

One person: "Hi! Can you give me an example of an anti-limerick?"
Another, better person: "Yes:

Now straight along Albany Street
Where the Clubs and Societies meet
You can learn Mandarin,
Dance or boxing within
I’m going to learn Salsa, because I like corn chips."

anti-limerick by chrisdouche March 18, 2011