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Limpzy by Limpzy yuh September 8, 2019
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Mr. Limpy
A novelty sex-toy created by Fleshlight(tm), a manufacturer of male masturbation aids. It is a fake penis that is always limp (hence the name). Especially popular at bachelor/bachelorette parties, Mr. Limpy comes in several colors and sizes. It is famous for its stretch/launch-ability, as well as several other more practical uses (i.e. paperweight).
Mr. Limpy by Benjamin Meck July 6, 2008
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Limpy
When your dime bitch surprises you with a quick blow Job and your wiener is so limp that she can twirl it around in her mouth like a jump rope. To maintain limpy status for as long as possible it’s helpful to think about the affects of the corona virus on your used to be thriving business. If your lucky you can keep your limp wiener in her mouth for at least 30 seconds of pure bliss. When your limpy reaches 20% chubby the limpy is over and you go back about your day.
My wife surprised me with 10 limpies today. It gave me a quick energy boost like drinking 10 diet cokes through the day except without the aspartame. My wife likes the limpy because the Total time in mouth, TTIM, is less the a single blow job from start to finish. No clean up or swallowing is also a plus.
Limpy by TheLimpyKing April 16, 2020
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Limpy Long Cockin
“Limpy long cockin”(v.) is the art of carrying a limp and long penis while still being able to be chill and do what you gotta do.
Chad one: yo bro you seein that game last night
Chad two: nah bruh I got caught limpy long cockin it with my dodie on the strip
Stacy one: Omg did you finally hang with chad last night?
Stacy two: Yesss, he was limpy long cockin before we even got into bed!
Chad two: nah bruh I got caught limpy long cockin it with my dodie on the strip
Stacy one: Omg did you finally hang with chad last night?
Stacy two: Yesss, he was limpy long cockin before we even got into bed!
Limpy Long Cockin by MogeSauce April 16, 2022
limpy pirate
After blowing a load in a girl's eye, left OR right, your choice, the girl will reach up and cover her eye in shock. When she stands up, kick her shin, and she will reach her leg back and hold it, thus performing the limping action.
I walked in their room, trying to get my brother to take his drunk girlfriend home after the party, and to my surprise, what i thought was a limpy pirate in the room...
limpy pirate by SNOOCHYxBOOCHY March 17, 2009
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