When your dime bitch surprises you with a quick blow Job and your wiener is so limp that she can twirl it around in her mouth like a jump rope. To maintain limpy status for as long as possible it’s helpful to think about the affects of the corona virus on your used to be thriving business. If your lucky you can keep your limp wiener in her mouth for at least 30 seconds of pure bliss. When your limpy reaches 20% chubby the limpy is over and you go back about your day.
My wife surprised me with 10 limpies today. It gave me a quick energy boost like drinking 10 diet cokes through the day except without the aspartame. My wife likes the limpy because the Total time in mouth, TTIM, is less the a single blow job from start to finish. No clean up or swallowing is also a plus.
by TheLimpyKing April 17, 2020
Limpy, When you are extremely tired or low on energy. It was first created to describe butters when he was too tired to play any games. It is also to describe the liking of your tiredness to monsters in monster hunter; similar to when they are limping.
by Yoooona August 22, 2018
Limpy is the rriginal founder of the Gay Pride Parade in Toronto and the Muskoka Sands Assmut Hotel.
by Crown Royals May 25, 2004
by Jim November 27, 2004
To have a semi hard penis. With a limpie you can swing your phallic in numerous of ways, such as a windmill, merry go-around, the upside down tornado, the cheeky monkey, the contour animal, the backward butterfly, the self-indulgent fatty, and finally the nippy drizzler.
by lunchgroup April 20, 2011
I just got fired today and I'm really pissed off. Hey, see that limpy over there, pull over, it's on.
by Gaffle June 27, 2007
Limpi means “no bev” in more if a slang the just no bev itself. Commonly used for making fun of someone if they have no drink with them when they eat dry ass food.
by Lisakiki December 26, 2019