A novelty sex-toy created by Fleshlight(tm), a manufacturer of male masturbation aids. It is a fake penis that is always limp (hence the name). Especially popular at bachelor/bachelorette parties, Mr. Limpy comes in several colors and sizes. It is famous for its stretch/launch-ability, as well as several other more practical uses (i.e. paperweight).

Hey, what did you just hit me with...<stares Mr. Limpy on the floor>...I'm so gonna kick your ass

Mr. Limpy by Benjamin Meck July 6, 2008

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Limpy

When your dime bitch surprises you with a quick blow Job and your wiener is so limp that she can twirl it around in her mouth like a jump rope. To maintain limpy status for as long as possible it’s helpful to think about the affects of the corona virus on your used to be thriving business. If your lucky you can keep your limp wiener in her mouth for at least 30 seconds of pure bliss. When your limpy reaches 20% chubby the limpy is over and you go back about your day.

My wife surprised me with 10 limpies today. It gave me a quick energy boost like drinking 10 diet cokes through the day except without the aspartame. My wife likes the limpy because the Total time in mouth, TTIM, is less the a single blow job from start to finish. No clean up or swallowing is also a plus.

Limpy by TheLimpyKing April 16, 2020

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Limplement

The act of rolling out new hardware, software, or business processes that fall far short of the original intentions for their use; noun: Limplementation;

When we limplemented the software the first time, it brought our payroll system down for weeks rather than streamlining the whole process.

Limplement by Jenny White February 7, 2008

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limpy

A dick that won't do shit because you look at *WAY* too much pornography.

I'm horny on the inside, but damn if ain't got a limpy from porno!

limpy by Jim November 27, 2004

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Limpy

Limpy, When you are extremely tired or low on energy. It was first created to describe butters when he was too tired to play any games. It is also to describe the liking of your tiredness to monsters in monster hunter; similar to when they are limping.

Oh damn, I am feeling so limpy today.

Limpy by Yoooona August 21, 2018

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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