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lesbian jesus
lesbian jesus by Somebody’s February 13, 2018
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Lesbian dance theory
A term used to define and symbolize useless majors that tend to undermine "real" education and give no societal contribution.
Lesbian dance theory by Avapie December 17, 2017
ur dad lesbian
ur dad lesbian by big 'ol anime titties March 8, 2018
Lesbian Jesus
Lesbian Jesus by KJace005 May 21, 2018
bambi lesbian
bambi lesbian by delishdelish December 27, 2016
Demi Lesbian
Demi Lesbian is when someone is demisexual and a lesbian. A girl who doesn't experience sexual attraction to another girl unless they form a strong emotional connection with her.
Him: I'd do her. Would you do her?
Her: She's beautiful but I'd need to get to know them before I'd even consider that. I'm a demi lesbian.
Him: Oh yeah, you need an emotional bond.
Her: She's beautiful but I'd need to get to know them before I'd even consider that. I'm a demi lesbian.
Him: Oh yeah, you need an emotional bond.
Demi Lesbian by Tazyy May 9, 2017
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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