Crooping

The act of recording a ballard into your text platform whilst evacuating your bowels, then sending it as a text to a recipient.
When in the bathroom I'd rather be crooping than looking at social media.
by PMCSJ June 25, 2023
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Crooping

The act of recording a ballard into your text platform whilst evacuating your bowels, then sending it as a text to a recipient.
When in the bathroom I'd rather be crooping than looking at social media.
by PMCSJ June 25, 2023
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exeting

The act of "texting" while literally sitting on the toilet. The "ex" represents excrement and, of course, "texting" can is easily found in the word "exeting".
"I closed that deal with my client while exeting"!
by PMCSJ September 20, 2019
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Scoulder

A self important, virtue posturing , gender mystified, wealth distribution advocate, pet custodian who drives either a miniscule electric car and/or bicycle and resides in Boulder County Colorado, or any other "like" community, in which the Republic is dismantled via referendum to make room for democratic socialism, oppressive governmental intrusion and nanny-state governance.
My sister-in-law is a rabid Scoulder. She literally claimed that SHE knows best how EVERYONE should live and act.
by PMCSJ November 24, 2020
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Geoextraction

A fine art painting approach originated by painter Michael Charron (born 1957) geo = geography. extraction = extracting, for a drawn or painted interpretation, the abstract nature of the geographic microcosm.
I prefer Charron's geoextractions over his landscapes and metapaintings.
by PMCSJ November 27, 2019
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Relasianship

The transactional arrangement for manually provided sexual gratification through a "front", which is traditionally, a massage parlor run by Asians.
My favorite relasianship is with a Korean woman who happens to be my age.
by PMCSJ November 27, 2019
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bitchllistic

A woman driven to scoldng rage by another's deeply held convictions.
I told her that addiction is a disease then she went all bitchllistic on me saying addiction is a choice.
by PMCSJ January 12, 2020
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