exeting

The act of "texting" while literally sitting on the toilet. The "ex" represents excrement and, of course, "texting" can is easily found in the word "exeting".

"I closed that deal with my client while exeting"!

by PMCSJ September 20, 2019

Scoulder

A self important, virtue posturing , gender mystified, wealth distribution advocate, pet custodian who drives either a miniscule electric car and/or bicycle and resides in Boulder County Colorado, or any other "like" community, in which the Republic is dismantled via referendum to make room for democratic socialism, oppressive governmental intrusion and nanny-state governance.

My sister-in-law is a rabid Scoulder. She literally claimed that SHE knows best how EVERYONE should live and act.

by PMCSJ November 24, 2020

Crooping

The act of recording a ballard into your text platform whilst evacuating your bowels, then sending it as a text to a recipient.

When in the bathroom I'd rather be crooping than looking at social media.

by PMCSJ June 25, 2023

Crooping

The act of recording a ballard into your text platform whilst evacuating your bowels, then sending it as a text to a recipient.

When in the bathroom I'd rather be crooping than looking at social media.

by PMCSJ June 25, 2023

Gymnate

Going to the gym to pleasure yourself instead of working out.

"I've been feeling like a frisky sluggo lately so I'm going to gymnate tomorrow morning".

by PMCSJ December 20, 2024

Gymnate

To go to the gym to pleasure yourself instead of working out.

I've been feeling like a frisky sluggo recently so I'm going to gymnate more often in the New Year

by PMCSJ December 20, 2024

Cranium drizzle

Psychological term for individuals who are powerfully confused, have low IQs or are an order of fries short of a Happy Meal, yet, believe their ideas and thoughts to be unique, revelatory or insightful to others. Intelligent people have "brain storms".

His idea of using mesh to manufactor covid masks was a cranium drizzle.

by PMCSJ January 30, 2021