Leadbotomy

The act of getting shot in the head but surviving, leaving you with permanent mental disabilities. EG: Failed Suicide
Could also be used to describe without surviving.

Hope that pedo gives himself a leadbotomy

I'd like to leadbotomise that fucker

by AAAAA not ziggy July 21, 2023

labido labotomy

An expression referring to a sudden lack of a sexual drive due to some emotionally traumatic event such as a harsh breakup.

He's not in the game right now after that labido labotomy she gave him...

by Swampybaby April 4, 2016

Lesbotomy

When a female finds another female extremely attractive to the point of an inability to function.

Sarah Paulson is so hot, she gives me a lesbotomy

by puninator October 1, 2020

Labotomy

See "lobotomy", you moronic products of the American educational system.

If you are a fucking moron, you spell the word "lobotomy" incorrectly, indicating that you yourself need a "labotomy"

by luke_w December 28, 2005

grapefruit spoon labotomy

1. A term to act as a contrast to something you'd rather not do.
2. A horriably painfull experience.

"Are you going to fuck that girl Mary?"

"I'd rather give myself a grapefruit spoon labotomy than fuck Mary!"

by candyskull May 1, 2009

Labotomy

Surgery performed between 1900 and 1950 to cure mental illness of all types. The "Ice Pick Method", perfected by a Dr. Freeman, involved hammering an ice-pick type tool into the tear ducts of the eye, going through bone, and inserting the tool several inches into the frontal lobe of the brain. This was repeated several times in each eyelid.

The results of the surgery ranged from death to better than before the surgery - there were no real successes. The frontal lobe controls emotions and ambitions, and many patients who received labotomies would be quiet and have very flat personalities.

The labotomy has been discredited, less than 20 surgeries each year are performed on the brain to battle mental illness, and most of those surgeries are on patients with Parkinsons disease, to control their convulsions.

The labotomy was performed on all types of physcologically disturbed people.

by MatthewsAlmighty December 28, 2005

Cuntal Labotomy

A Cuntal Labotomy is a procedure necessary when someone is acting like a total cunt and needs to be checked.

Usage: Honey, if you keep talking like that & don't listen to anything I'm saying, you're in need of a full Cuntal Labotomy!

by seamoore69 March 30, 2016