Labotomy
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Labotomy
Surgery performed between 1900 and 1950 to cure mental illness of all types. The "Ice Pick Method", perfected by a Dr. Freeman, involved hammering an ice-pick type tool into the tear ducts of the eye, going through bone, and inserting the tool several inches into the frontal lobe of the brain. This was repeated several times in each eyelid.
The results of the surgery ranged from death to better than before the surgery - there were no real successes. The frontal lobe controls emotions and ambitions, and many patients who received labotomies would be quiet and have very flat personalities.
The labotomy has been discredited, less than 20 surgeries each year are performed on the brain to battle mental illness, and most of those surgeries are on patients with Parkinsons disease, to control their convulsions.
The results of the surgery ranged from death to better than before the surgery - there were no real successes. The frontal lobe controls emotions and ambitions, and many patients who received labotomies would be quiet and have very flat personalities.
The labotomy has been discredited, less than 20 surgeries each year are performed on the brain to battle mental illness, and most of those surgeries are on patients with Parkinsons disease, to control their convulsions.
Labotomy by MatthewsAlmighty December 28, 2005
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labido labotomy
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grapefruit spoon labotomy
1. A term to act as a contrast to something you'd rather not do.
2. A horriably painfull experience.
2. A horriably painfull experience.
"Are you going to fuck that girl Mary?"
"I'd rather give myself a grapefruit spoon labotomy than fuck Mary!"
"I'd rather give myself a grapefruit spoon labotomy than fuck Mary!"
grapefruit spoon labotomy by candyskull May 1, 2009
Cuntal Labotomy
A Cuntal Labotomy is a procedure necessary when someone is acting like a total cunt and needs to be checked.
Usage: Honey, if you keep talking like that & don't listen to anything I'm saying, you're in need of a full Cuntal Labotomy!
Cuntal Labotomy by seamoore69 March 30, 2016
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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