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Kards lobotomy
When playing the online card game, Kards, you run across players who take forever to decide. Even if they only have 1 or 2 cards they'll act like they're in a world championship of chess and be beyond slow.
Kards lobotomy by Unclecrazy October 5, 2022
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before the lobotomy
person 1: have you heard the song "Before the Lobotomy" by Green Day?
person 2: yeah! its a really good song!
person 2: yeah! its a really good song!
before the lobotomy by Mr.Minority August 25, 2010
Liquor Lobotomy
The act of drinking heavily to induce a blackout intended to wipe out a bad memory.
Also used to describe the act of waking up from a blackout night and getting totally smashed again to keep those memories from surfacing.
Also used to describe the act of waking up from a blackout night and getting totally smashed again to keep those memories from surfacing.
Oh man, I can't believe I just banged that chick. Gimme a bottle of Wisers, I need a liquor lobotomy.
Jesus christ, I just saw your grandmother naked! Pass me that bottle, I need a liquor lobotomy!
Jill: Do you even remember what you did last night?
Jack: Uhhh....no...nothing. The entire night is a blank.
Jill: Drink this. You're gonna need a liquor lobotomy.
Jesus christ, I just saw your grandmother naked! Pass me that bottle, I need a liquor lobotomy!
Jill: Do you even remember what you did last night?
Jack: Uhhh....no...nothing. The entire night is a blank.
Jill: Drink this. You're gonna need a liquor lobotomy.
Liquor Lobotomy by Somtaw January 26, 2010
labido labotomy
An expression referring to a sudden lack of a sexual drive due to some emotionally traumatic event such as a harsh breakup.
labido labotomy by Swampybaby April 4, 2016
lesbooty
lesbooty
1. A lesbian booty. The booty, or buttocks, of a lesbian woman. 2. A word that combines the words "lesbo" and "booty" together. (A "lesbo" is a shorter term for "lesbian.")
1. A lesbian booty. The booty, or buttocks, of a lesbian woman. 2. A word that combines the words "lesbo" and "booty" together. (A "lesbo" is a shorter term for "lesbian.")
Lesbian 1: "Hey! Where the hell is your lesbooty? Melissa Ethridge and Tegan and Sara are performing a secret show here at the gay bar!"
Lesbian 2: "Calm your lesbooty down! I'll be there in ten minutes!"
Lesbian 2: "Calm your lesbooty down! I'll be there in ten minutes!"
lesbooty by Chelicopter July 25, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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