Lesbotomy

When a female finds another female extremely attractive to the point of an inability to function.

Sarah Paulson is so hot, she gives me a lesbotomy

Lesbotomy by puninator October 1, 2020

Kards lobotomy 

When playing the online card game, Kards, you run across players who take forever to decide. Even if they only have 1 or 2 cards they'll act like they're in a world championship of chess and be beyond slow.

Check out this idiot, he's so slow I'm gonna have a Kards lobotomy pretty soon.

Kards lobotomy by Unclecrazy October 5, 2022

before the lobotomy 

a song by Green Day. its on their album, "21st Century Breakdown".

person 1: have you heard the song "Before the Lobotomy" by Green Day?

person 2: yeah! its a really good song!

before the lobotomy by Mr.Minority August 25, 2010

Liquor Lobotomy 

The act of drinking heavily to induce a blackout intended to wipe out a bad memory.

Also used to describe the act of waking up from a blackout night and getting totally smashed again to keep those memories from surfacing.

Oh man, I can't believe I just banged that chick. Gimme a bottle of Wisers, I need a liquor lobotomy.

Jesus christ, I just saw your grandmother naked! Pass me that bottle, I need a liquor lobotomy!

Jill: Do you even remember what you did last night?
Jack: Uhhh....no...nothing. The entire night is a blank.
Jill: Drink this. You're gonna need a liquor lobotomy.

Liquor Lobotomy by Somtaw January 26, 2010

Lobotomy 

The ONLY cure for cluster headaches.

Lobotomy, give me a lobotomy.

Lobotomy by Prof.factual February 16, 2022

labido labotomy 

An expression referring to a sudden lack of a sexual drive due to some emotionally traumatic event such as a harsh breakup.

He's not in the game right now after that labido labotomy she gave him...

labido labotomy by Swampybaby April 4, 2016

lesbooty 

lesbooty

1. A lesbian booty. The booty, or buttocks, of a lesbian woman. 2. A word that combines the words "lesbo" and "booty" together. (A "lesbo" is a shorter term for "lesbian.")

Lesbian 1: "Hey! Where the hell is your lesbooty? Melissa Ethridge and Tegan and Sara are performing a secret show here at the gay bar!"

Lesbian 2: "Calm your lesbooty down! I'll be there in ten minutes!"

lesbooty by Chelicopter July 25, 2010