Surgery performed between 1900 and 1950 to cure mental illness of all types. The "Ice Pick Method", perfected by a Dr. Freeman, involved hammering an ice-pick type tool into the tear ducts of the eye, going through bone, and inserting the tool several inches into the frontal lobe of the brain. This was repeated several times in each eyelid.

The results of the surgery ranged from death to better than before the surgery - there were no real successes. The frontal lobe controls emotions and ambitions, and many patients who received labotomies would be quiet and have very flat personalities.

The labotomy has been discredited, less than 20 surgeries each year are performed on the brain to battle mental illness, and most of those surgeries are on patients with Parkinsons disease, to control their convulsions.

The labotomy was performed on all types of physcologically disturbed people.

Labotomy by MatthewsAlmighty December 28, 2005

Labotomy

A cure for insanity used in the Medieval times. They would remove half of the brain leaving the person dead, and the insanity cured.

The crazy killer received a labotomy for being a weiner.

Labotomy by Labotomy June 13, 2005

labotomy

the act of surgery on someones head with intentions of making them severely retarded. ex. HANNIBAL

the mad scientist did a labotomy on his patient. The patient just drooled and stared into space since

labotomy by BIG J January 23, 2005

labido labotomy

An expression referring to a sudden lack of a sexual drive due to some emotionally traumatic event such as a harsh breakup.

He's not in the game right now after that labido labotomy she gave him...

labido labotomy by Swampybaby April 4, 2016

grapefruit spoon labotomy

1. A term to act as a contrast to something you'd rather not do.
2. A horriably painfull experience.

"Are you going to fuck that girl Mary?"

"I'd rather give myself a grapefruit spoon labotomy than fuck Mary!"

grapefruit spoon labotomy by candyskull May 1, 2009

Cuntal Labotomy

A Cuntal Labotomy is a procedure necessary when someone is acting like a total cunt and needs to be checked.

Usage: Honey, if you keep talking like that & don't listen to anything I'm saying, you're in need of a full Cuntal Labotomy!

Cuntal Labotomy by seamoore69 March 30, 2016

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026