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Lawona is the name of a strong, gorgeous mature woman. She is Classy, Sassy, and a little Bad-Assy! If Lawona were a drug she would be :ECSTASY... she increases your awareness of all your senses. She loves indulging you. She is loyal and will love you like you’ve never been loved. She is the embodiment of sensual , intoxicating beauty. She is classy and pleasing.
Hey dude, I had a date with Lawona last night!
Lawona by Hotjag63 June 28, 2019
Words you can keep
The state being so full of laughter that one is pregnant with Lawls
Yeah, and after he saw it, he was lawlnant
Lawlnant by rifrafero December 17, 2008
VERY small town in the middle of the woods in northern Wisconsin. Laona is known for it's being 45 minutes from the nearest Walmart/Theater, it's family dollar, silver lake, the gas station, and the only blinking read light in the county (not to be confused with a traffic light). Laona's youth start drinking too early, throwing parties 20 miles down dirt roads. This pattern of drinking is also common in adults, being that there are twice as many bars as churches. Pronounced- (Lay Oh Nah). Haven't been there? You haven't missed much.
Person 1- Guess where I went last weekend?

Person 2- Where?

Person 1- LAONA!

(silence)

Person 2- Why?
Laona by Gumby24 February 19, 2009

Lamonade 

When a situation can't get any worse but you need a light, refreshing term.
What? I didn't make prom queen? I feel like I just drank a big cup of lamonade.
Lamonade by Steffini September 4, 2013
A word describing the unparalleled phenomenon of an anthropomorphic phallus riding on the back of a blue-haired goat.
I saw a wild Lawong today making dank memes
Lawong by Grymbel September 5, 2016
A last name of Sicilian/Italian origin, based on Greek/Roman mythology. The name "Latona" is the Roman form of the Greek Goddess Leto, who is the mother to Artemis and Apollo. Around 1250 in the United States have "Latona/La Tona/ LaTona" as their last name, which makes it the 28754 most common last name in America.
Mrs. Latona is pretty cool, especially for a teacher. I just wish she didn't teach special ed!
Latona by Quite Contrary March 29, 2009
Lavona or Levanah:

the word itself is the phonetic for the Hebrew LBNH (lamed-beth-nun-heh) which is the Hebrew for "Moon"

another variation is LVNA, which is Latin for "Moon"
I want to bask in the light of the Lavona.
Lavona by moonchild777 February 2, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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