Lawona

Lawona is the name of a strong, gorgeous mature woman. She is Classy, Sassy, and a little Bad-Assy! If Lawona were a drug she would be :ECSTASY... she increases your awareness of all your senses. She loves indulging you. She is loyal and will love you like you’ve never been loved. She is the embodiment of sensual , intoxicating beauty. She is classy and pleasing.

Hey dude, I had a date with Lawona last night!

by Hotjag63 June 28, 2019

Lawlnant

The state being so full of laughter that one is pregnant with Lawls

Yeah, and after he saw it, he was lawlnant

by rifrafero December 17, 2008

Laona

VERY small town in the middle of the woods in northern Wisconsin. Laona is known for it's being 45 minutes from the nearest Walmart/Theater, it's family dollar, silver lake, the gas station, and the only blinking read light in the county (not to be confused with a traffic light). Laona's youth start drinking too early, throwing parties 20 miles down dirt roads. This pattern of drinking is also common in adults, being that there are twice as many bars as churches. Pronounced- (Lay Oh Nah). Haven't been there? You haven't missed much.

Person 1- Guess where I went last weekend?

Person 2- Where?

Person 1- LAONA!

(silence)

Person 2- Why?

by Gumby24 February 19, 2009

Lamonade

When a situation can't get any worse but you need a light, refreshing term.

What? I didn't make prom queen? I feel like I just drank a big cup of lamonade.

by Steffini September 4, 2013

Lawong

A word describing the unparalleled phenomenon of an anthropomorphic phallus riding on the back of a blue-haired goat.

I saw a wild Lawong today making dank memes

by Grymbel September 5, 2016

Latona

A last name of Sicilian/Italian origin, based on Greek/Roman mythology. The name "Latona" is the Roman form of the Greek Goddess Leto, who is the mother to Artemis and Apollo. Around 1250 in the United States have "Latona/La Tona/ LaTona" as their last name, which makes it the 28754 most common last name in America.

Mrs. Latona is pretty cool, especially for a teacher. I just wish she didn't teach special ed!

by Quite Contrary March 29, 2009

Lavona

Lavona or Levanah:

the word itself is the phonetic for the Hebrew LBNH (lamed-beth-nun-heh) which is the Hebrew for "Moon"

another variation is LVNA, which is Latin for "Moon"

I want to bask in the light of the Lavona.

by moonchild777 February 2, 2010