Laona

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VERY small town in the middle of the woods in northern Wisconsin. Laona is known for it's being 45 minutes from the nearest Walmart/Theater, it's family dollar, silver lake, the gas station, and the only blinking read light in the county (not to be confused with a traffic light). Laona's youth start drinking too early, throwing parties 20 miles down dirt roads. This pattern of drinking is also common in adults, being that there are twice as many bars as churches. Pronounced- (Lay Oh Nah). Haven't been there? You haven't missed much.

Person 1- Guess where I went last weekend?

Person 2- Where?

Person 1- LAONA!

(silence)

Person 2- Why?

Laona by Gumby24 February 19, 2009

Words you can keep

Lana

Is well cool

Is well cool lana

Lana by Big stuff rice October 13, 2020

Related Words

Laona • lana • Lana Del Rey • Laina • Lana Del Ray • Lanai • Lana Rhoades • lahna • Lanacord • Lanae

Lana

Un être libre french

Someone that is, in a way, absolutely free.

Have you ever met Lana? She's there tonight. You'll see, she's really un être libre!"

Lana by lili2montreal March 21, 2020

Lana

People named Lana are statistically cooler than all others. Nothing bothers Lana.

Lana the coolest name of my coolest friend.

Lana by Chikchikaaaa November 23, 2021

Lana

Lana is the best friend you will ever meet. She will always be with you and always cares about you. Lana is the most excellent person ever and the most perfect. When you're down she'll be there for you. When something good happens she's there to congratulate you. She's someone that you won't ever meet again and whoever dates her better know how lucky they are. She's someone you must protect at all times, makes you happy every second and she has the best smile and is so lovely.

" whos Lana" - billy bob brown
" oh, Lana! She's the most perfect person ever 😍🤭❤️" - Me

Lana by .Kath.<3 February 9, 2023

lana

lana backwards means anal its a dumb joke a kid made up

y/n: what lana backwards?
y/n what your parents did last night

lana by stanparkjimin April 24, 2020

Lana

Lana is not that confident and not always that sure of herself- unless she’s with her besties. Idk what she looks like because I’m not physic but whatever colour hair or eyes she is stunning (but never knows it). She thinks no one likes her but everyone does!

P.S. they get given shit because Lana spelt backwards is anal ☺️

Wow I bet she’s a Lana!

Lana by Don’t even know mate April 14, 2020

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026