Laona 

VERY small town in the middle of the woods in northern Wisconsin. Laona is known for it's being 45 minutes from the nearest Walmart/Theater, it's family dollar, silver lake, the gas station, and the only blinking read light in the county (not to be confused with a traffic light). Laona's youth start drinking too early, throwing parties 20 miles down dirt roads. This pattern of drinking is also common in adults, being that there are twice as many bars as churches. Pronounced- (Lay Oh Nah). Haven't been there? You haven't missed much.

Person 1- Guess where I went last weekend?

Person 2- Where?

Person 1- LAONA!

(silence)

Person 2- Why?

Laona by Gumby24 February 19, 2009

Lana 

Is well cool

Is well cool lana

Lana by Big stuff rice October 13, 2020

Lana 

Un être libre french

Someone that is, in a way, absolutely free.

Have you ever met Lana? She's there tonight. You'll see, she's really un être libre!"

Lana by lili2montreal March 21, 2020

Lana 

People named Lana are statistically cooler than all others. Nothing bothers Lana.

Lana the coolest name of my coolest friend.

Lana by Chikchikaaaa November 23, 2021

Lana 

Lana is the best friend you will ever meet. She will always be with you and always cares about you. Lana is the most excellent person ever and the most perfect. When you're down she'll be there for you. When something good happens she's there to congratulate you. She's someone that you won't ever meet again and whoever dates her better know how lucky they are. She's someone you must protect at all times, makes you happy every second and she has the best smile and is so lovely.

" whos Lana" - billy bob brown
" oh, Lana! She's the most perfect person ever 😍🤭❤️" - Me

Lana by .Kath.<3 February 9, 2023

lana 

lana backwards means anal its a dumb joke a kid made up

y/n: what lana backwards?
y/n what your parents did last night

lana by stanparkjimin April 24, 2020

Lana 

Lana is not that confident and not always that sure of herself- unless she’s with her besties. Idk what she looks like because I’m not physic but whatever colour hair or eyes she is stunning (but never knows it). She thinks no one likes her but everyone does!

P.S. they get given shit because Lana spelt backwards is anal ☺️

Wow I bet she’s a Lana!

Lana by Don’t even know mate April 14, 2020