David Lau it 

the Phrase "david lau it" is a synonym for the verb "to allow".
the accusative form: Lau it. David lau on its own is a noun.

"hey guys do you want to beat up the ecm and steal their boards?"
"No too risky, David Lau it"

or

"can i have some gum?"
"david lau it"

David Lau it by BarePork January 20, 2013

cum laude 

cumming with great force and war cries

I need you to cum laude so the neighbors can hear, too.

cum laude by bigblueinmysmurf June 9, 2016

Suma Cum Laude 

Over time, you save up enough cum to fill up an entire waffle iron. Then you use the cum as batter and bam, you got a delicious cum waffle.

Hey Nate, wanna try one of my Suma Cum Laudes sometime?

Suma Cum Laude by Nimmyleezy September 7, 2019

Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide

The Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide involves the following; one extra large adult diaper, and a heaping dose of laxatives. To carry out the act, two people engaged in coitus wear the same adult diaper an hour or so after consuming the laxatives. Ideally, during climax the fecal material should begin to leak thoroughly, coating the couple.

My grandmother got a serious urinary tract infection after doing the Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide.

Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide by Ryan & Ben January 28, 2007

Laudi 

A laudi is a EXTREMELY attractive and sexy girl . Everyone wants her and she is super caring and loving. Your heart melts when you see her smile and you want to be with her for the rest of your life. She can be super sassy but she wants to be excepted and loved. She is quirky but she’s cute. All her fashion is different and she is the most unique person you will ever meet. Usually Laudi’s have exotic looks with glowing brown skin and gorgeous eyes. Normally Laudi’s are short but feisty! Don’t let a Laudi go if you have one.

Girl 1-Oh my god who is that? she’s so sexy!
Girl 2- i think that must be a laudi
Guy 1- holy shit that is a Laudi

Guy 2- I wanna tap that ass

Laudi by Lovekittens4ever February 27, 2019

Harold Lauder 

A character from Stephen King's novel, "The Stand". He masturbates bitterly at one part of the story.

A description of Harold Lauder's actions from The Stand:

"In the hour before dawn, he replaced the diary in Fran's pack and secured the buckles. He took no special precautions. If she woke, he thought coldly, he would kill her and then run. Run where? West. But he would not stop in Nebraska or even in Colorado, oh no.

She didn't wake.

He went back to his sleeping bag. He masturbated bitterly." (562)

Harold Lauder by Godzilla himself April 4, 2010

Magna Cum Laude 

Latin for "Mega Cum Load". Used to describe exemplary prowess in cumshotting.

It says "Magna Cum Laude" on my resume. My cumshotting ability is a special skill that really makes me stand out from the competition.

Magna Cum Laude by 409010402050 September 11, 2011