Brian: “Hey, girl! How was your date last night?”
Ross: “Well, dinner was dreadful and the conversation was dreary, but as I’m sure you already know, a batter queen like me is always satisfied when a date ends with a waffle iron.”
Ross: “Well, dinner was dreadful and the conversation was dreary, but as I’m sure you already know, a batter queen like me is always satisfied when a date ends with a waffle iron.”
by Dignity's Foe February 12, 2012
The waffle iron, simply put, is taking a dump on a persons chest, picking up a tennis raquet, and smacking the poo from the top with the raquet. Thus, creating a "waffle iron" effect on the feces.
by CFP February 23, 2006
A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl from behind, while holding her face into a chain-link fence. You hold her face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown your load.
When she removes her face from the fence, it will have the marks in it, making her face look like it's been put in a waffle iron.
When she removes her face from the fence, it will have the marks in it, making her face look like it's been put in a waffle iron.
by cyn1c4l April 17, 2006
its definately a maxi pad
by KDawg. September 12, 2006
A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl or guy from behind, while holding their face into a chain-link fence. You hold their face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown their mind.
When they remove their face from the fence, they will be left with waffle marks.
When they remove their face from the fence, they will be left with waffle marks.
by Honesteven March 22, 2012
The act of dropping a deuce upon somebodies laptop keyboard then closing it to smoosh all the poo around. When that sombody decides to write his term paper later that night, he's in for a stinky, sticky surprise. It's great for any occasion.
by Mike Lewis April 23, 2005
stoned, high, baked, kafackled, tripping
used to refer to how you are after you smoke any amount of weed
used to refer to how you are after you smoke any amount of weed
by JewLay April 20, 2010