Larzard

Larzard is a nickname for someone who is fat and lazy and eats cheez-its and jerks off all day.

Larzard won the cheeseburger eating contest by a landslide.

by Thiccboy27 April 9, 2019

Lazard Strategy Question

A delusional email intended to confuse the recipient.

IBanker I: Hey man, I just received another Lazard Strategy Question in my inbox, who do you think keeps sending these things?

IBanker II: Probably some of those analysts at Drexel, they've been doing a lot of jeb recently... Can you please forward it to me and copy my analyst?

by BruceW April 16, 2009

Lazard

A legendary man that is beyond compare, nice to everyone, able to imitate old cartoon characters but also able to keep people entertained with stories, jokes, etc.

Claude was a real Lazard; we will miss him especially at meals and holidays.

by PPart2 July 19, 2019

lartard

Lacking common nerdy sense that makes no sense to ordinary people, but makes perfect sense to most people.

You're such a lartard!

by Shel-Migo November 29, 2011

Lazard

LIZARD

A Liki-Zard or Lizard lazard

by HERRY THE DRAGON January 12, 2009

larzarious

Someone who indiscriminately texts, tweets, facebook posts, chats all hours of the day and night.

Ugh! I can't get Johnny to do his homework. He's such a larzarious.

by terminal_breakers November 23, 2011

D.Lazard

Yet another loud and pointless wikinazi from English Wikipedia. Known to talk shit, waste everyone's time, slander and whitewash themself as some white knight.

I know D.Lazard - said no one.
I trust D.Lazard - said no one.
D.Lazard is cool - said no one.

by Barkingdog January 3, 2024