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Lazard Strategy Question 

A delusional email intended to confuse the recipient.
IBanker I: Hey man, I just received another Lazard Strategy Question in my inbox, who do you think keeps sending these things?

IBanker II: Probably some of those analysts at Drexel, they've been doing a lot of jeb recently... Can you please forward it to me and copy my analyst?
A legendary man that is beyond compare, nice to everyone, able to imitate old cartoon characters but also able to keep people entertained with stories, jokes, etc.
Claude was a real Lazard; we will miss him especially at meals and holidays.
Lazard by PPart2 July 19, 2019
Lacking common nerdy sense that makes no sense to ordinary people, but makes perfect sense to most people.
You're such a lartard!
lartard by Shel-Migo November 29, 2011
A Liki-Zard or Lizard lazard
Lazard by HERRY THE DRAGON January 12, 2009

larzarious 

Someone who indiscriminately texts, tweets, facebook posts, chats all hours of the day and night.
Ugh! I can't get Johnny to do his homework. He's such a larzarious.
larzarious by terminal_breakers November 23, 2011

D.Lazard 

Yet another loud and pointless wikinazi from English Wikipedia. Known to talk shit, waste everyone's time, slander and whitewash themself as some white knight.
I know D.Lazard - said no one.
I trust D.Lazard - said no one.
D.Lazard is cool - said no one.
D.Lazard by Barkingdog January 3, 2024
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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