Lazard 

A legendary man that is beyond compare, nice to everyone, able to imitate old cartoon characters but also able to keep people entertained with stories, jokes, etc.

Claude was a real Lazard; we will miss him especially at meals and holidays.

Lazard by PPart2 July 19, 2019

Lazard 

LIZARD

A Liki-Zard or Lizard lazard

Lazard by HERRY THE DRAGON January 12, 2009

Lazard Strategy Question 

A delusional email intended to confuse the recipient.

IBanker I: Hey man, I just received another Lazard Strategy Question in my inbox, who do you think keeps sending these things?

IBanker II: Probably some of those analysts at Drexel, they've been doing a lot of jeb recently... Can you please forward it to me and copy my analyst?

Lazard Strategy Question by BruceW April 16, 2009

D.Lazard 

Yet another loud and pointless wikinazi from English Wikipedia. Known to talk shit, waste everyone's time, slander and whitewash themself as some white knight.

I know D.Lazard - said no one.
I trust D.Lazard - said no one.
D.Lazard is cool - said no one.

D.Lazard by Barkingdog January 3, 2024

lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang 

A specific type of Art of Zoo porn. In which a woman is fucked by a pride of lions who cum on her face, then a conspiracy of lemurs cums on her face, they don't fuck her they just give her a facial, then a lounge of lizards drink the cum off her face.

Human 1: I jacked off to some lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang porn last night.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.

lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang by Xochimilco4142 October 28, 2021

Lazarbeam 

Bloody legend

Lazarbeam is a bloody legend

Lazarbeam by Djdnidmfdm October 7, 2018

lizard people 

Shorthand for people in a position of high authority (usually politics) that are so disingenuous, machiavellian, and detached from the plight of common people that it's almost like they belong to another conspiring, self-serving race entirely.

"Once again, we must choose between two candidates chosen by our lizard people overlords."

lizard people by JuanDoesNotSimply August 16, 2016