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Trucker: I usually don’t find lot lizards out in the wild.

Dennis: I’m a little behind on my trucker terms, a lot lizard would be a…

Trucker: …A lizard…you know...truck stop whores.

Trucker: Back in the day, hell, I would’ve let you turn me into Swiss cheeseee…Make me into a mailbox. Open the slot and put whatever you want inside!
Lizard by jman22 March 27, 2013
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womans pussy, cunt, southern slang for clit.
damn, that girl has a big lizard.
lizard by randall March 21, 2003
A nickname for Mark Zuckerberg
person 1 Yo, whats the news on the lizard?
person 2 Last I heard he was testifying in court for succing data.
Lizard by Malaria mike May 26, 2018
A magical creature typically found in a desert, in trees, or on the ground. They typically perform magic when they aren't around civilization and prefer to perform their skills in a hidden dark area like a small cave. They do not like when people interfere by lifting a roof or moving their habitat in which they perform their magic, but instead they completely stop magic in a split second and make themselves look like a basic lizard to the human eye.
I moved this rock off of a few other ones and I saw a lizard run out!
Lizard by Killercoke2 October 10, 2020
Someone who acts weird as fuck and is not acting like a normal human.
Yo stop acting like a fucking lizard, bro.
Lizard by Pdidudusuudusududud October 16, 2018
Put your dumbbells back after your workout, you lizard!
Lizard by goergisn November 21, 2019
It’s a banana and it has arms and legs and it talks.
Cool Dude: oh my god look it’s a lizard
Fever drem gurl: banana man
Lizard by Fever DremGurl July 28, 2019