Trucker: I usually don’t find lot lizards out in the wild.

Dennis: I’m a little behind on my trucker terms, a lot lizard would be a…

Trucker: …A lizard…you know...truck stop whores.

Trucker: Back in the day, hell, I would’ve let you turn me into Swiss cheeseee…Make me into a mailbox. Open the slot and put whatever you want inside!
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person 1 Yo, whats the news on the lizard?
person 2 Last I heard he was testifying in court for succing data.
by Malaria mike April 14, 2018
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Put your dumbbells back after your workout, you lizard!
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A person who when making out sticks his/her tongue in and out in a lizard like way. They lizard kiss and it is not pleasant.
Anna: "So, I heard you hooked up with Jack."
Lucy: "Please don't remind me, it was horrible!"
Anna: "What happened?"
Lucy: "He is such a lizard!"
by Gi. January 04, 2011
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When you are so high on marijuana, ganja, or pot, that your eyes become red enough to make you look like a lizard of some sort. This is usually reffered to tall, lanky, tan people, or pale short people with red eyes.
Jesus, Bernard looks like a Lizard.

How high was that fool
-He looked like a straight lizard!
by AJ La Flare August 08, 2011
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Lizard = Dick, Pennis, Hammer, Cock, wherewer you call it.
"If you squeze my lizard, I'll put my snake on you"
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by Mali_BU April 22, 2010
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