Lardassian

An obese Star Trek fan often seen at sci-fi conventions.
Known to frequently masturbate to pictures of Gates McFadden.

Those evil Lardassians are lining up for an autograph of the actress who played Roxanna Troy.

by Assweepay January 2, 2009

Cardassian Shocker

Crossing of the middle finger over the index finger, and the ring finger over the pinky to penetrate a woman's vagina and anus respectively.

I gave my girlfriend the old Cardassian Shocker last night she screamed with pleasure, or perhaps it was pain.

by Big Blue Balls August 12, 2010

lardassing it

A pejorative expression used to describe taking one’s own sweet time, moving at a snail’s pace, really dragging one’s feet.

We stayed right up until the amusement park closed and then we were seriously lardassing it all the way to the exit.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2021

Cardassian

An adjective used to describe someone who is extremely arrogant and/or overbearing, with grandiose ideas about themselves, but little clue as to how ridiculous and self-inflated they look.
Taken from the Cardassian race from Deep Space 9.

Guy 1: God, Fletcher Daniels is such a Cardassian.
Guy 2: I know. Did you see him hitting on Patsy? What a dick.

Guy: Why are you being such a Cardassian today?

by Lunettarose December 19, 2008

cardassian

A Star Trek alien species native to Cardassia Prime.

Gul Dukat is a cardassian

by Walking Talking Dictionary September 28, 2006

kardassian

A woman with an ass as big as one of the kardashians. Kardassian refers to the shape and figure of a woman's ass to be extremely large and disproportionate to the remainder of thier frame.

"Look at that Sexy kardassian over there!!!"

by UrbanDictionaryDoctrine May 31, 2017

lardashian

A follower of all things autism and cuckish. Usually seen coasting off of the relevance of other people for attention.

This lardashian just copied my meme, and caught the zucc.

by Bloccistmemefish April 5, 2019