Lardassian
An obese Star Trek fan often seen at sci-fi conventions.
Known to frequently masturbate to pictures of Gates McFadden.
Known to frequently masturbate to pictures of Gates McFadden.
Lardassian by Assweepay January 2, 2009
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Cardassian Shocker
Crossing of the middle finger over the index finger, and the ring finger over the pinky to penetrate a woman's vagina and anus respectively.
I gave my girlfriend the old Cardassian Shocker last night she screamed with pleasure, or perhaps it was pain.
Cardassian Shocker by Big Blue Balls August 12, 2010
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lardassing it
A pejorative expression used to describe taking one’s own sweet time, moving at a snail’s pace, really dragging one’s feet.
We stayed right up until the amusement park closed and then we were seriously lardassing it all the way to the exit.
lardassing it by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2021
Cardassian
An adjective used to describe someone who is extremely arrogant and/or overbearing, with grandiose ideas about themselves, but little clue as to how ridiculous and self-inflated they look.
Taken from the Cardassian race from Deep Space 9.
Taken from the Cardassian race from Deep Space 9.
Guy 1: God, Fletcher Daniels is such a Cardassian.
Guy 2: I know. Did you see him hitting on Patsy? What a dick.
Guy: Why are you being such a Cardassian today?
Guy 2: I know. Did you see him hitting on Patsy? What a dick.
Guy: Why are you being such a Cardassian today?
Cardassian by Lunettarose December 19, 2008
kardassian
A woman with an ass as big as one of the kardashians. Kardassian refers to the shape and figure of a woman's ass to be extremely large and disproportionate to the remainder of thier frame.
kardassian by UrbanDictionaryDoctrine May 31, 2017
lardashian
A follower of all things autism and cuckish. Usually seen coasting off of the relevance of other people for attention.
lardashian by Bloccistmemefish April 5, 2019
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