A generalisation surrounding the assumption that all British people spend most of thier time drinking tea - leaving time for little else in their lives, commonly used as an insult to suggest laziness or lack of care.
A: "why are the the dishes still dirty Paul, I thought it was Johns turn to do the washing up?"
B: "I know Gerard, but John's such a sippin' Brit he probably couldn't be arsed!"
B: "I know Gerard, but John's such a sippin' Brit he probably couldn't be arsed!"
by UrbanDictionaryDoctrine May 29, 2017
A bra with so much padding/push up that the extra volume alone is larger than the size of someone's boobs. Mattress bras are usually extremely thick and uncomfortable to wear.
"Dude, this chick I took home last night had MASSIVE TITS. I was so excited until she took off her mattress bra and she went from a DD to a B at best..."
by UrbanDictionaryDoctrine May 30, 2017
A woman with an ass as big as one of the kardashians. Kardassian refers to the shape and figure of a woman's ass to be extremely large and disproportionate to the remainder of thier frame.
by UrbanDictionaryDoctrine May 31, 2017
The utmost highest level of sarcasm, often paired with the inability to say anything that is non-sarcastic makes speech 'sarcastificatious'. Khloe Kardashian is a good example of a celebrity who often speaks sarcastificatiously.
Example of Sarcastificatious phrases;
"Urban Dictionary is the most reliable source of information"
"What are you talking about? Murder isn't really a big deal..."
"Sarcasm is CLEARLY the lowest form of wit, NO ONE uses sarcasm"
The use of sarcastificatios in a sentence;
"Richards is unbelievable! He only ever speaks sarcastificatiously!!!"
"Urban Dictionary is the most reliable source of information"
"What are you talking about? Murder isn't really a big deal..."
"Sarcasm is CLEARLY the lowest form of wit, NO ONE uses sarcasm"
The use of sarcastificatios in a sentence;
"Richards is unbelievable! He only ever speaks sarcastificatiously!!!"
by UrbanDictionaryDoctrine May 29, 2017