Landr 

A one night stand that disgusts you the next day and won't leave.

Not only did I want to vomit after realizing who I slept with, they were a total landr and wouldn't leave my house till I kicked them out hours later.

Landr by Jackmarshal April 22, 2019

pre-land

The mis-pronounced version of the word “brilliant” that was said by @ widdytitty (on tiktok) ‘s mom throughout her and her brothers childhood.

You and you’re brother finished your chores? Oh, how pre-land of you two.

pre-land by nickiminajforprez January 27, 2021

Status Symbol Land 

A mildly mocking synonym for the United States. It originated in the song “Another Pleasant Valley Sunday” written, in 1967, by American song writing duo Gerry Goffin and Carole King. The song, recorded by American group the Monkees, highlights an obsession that Goffin and King thought was common to many Americans namely to increase their status. To have a bigger house, a better car, more televisions, more of everything than anyone else to show how “important” they are. They don’t actually need all this stuff, they just want them as status symbols.

Now before anyone gets pissed off and rejects this definition, think about it; the phenomenon may be more widespread and common than people think, why do so many people try to get a definition on Urban Dictionary? Is it to include a new definition, or a variant of an existing definition to increase the useful content of Urban Dictionary, or is it to give them something to boast about to their friends, a status symbol?

Incidentally, if you think Goffin and King were being too general about Americans and status symbols consider the group that recorded the song, the Monkees. They were manufactured by the American music industry in an attempt to rival the Beatles, so were the Monkees musicians or an attempt at a status symbol?

Another Pleasant Valley Sunday, here in status symbol land.
With thanks to Gerry Goffin and Carole King.

Status Symbol Land by AKACroatalin November 22, 2015

Landchad 

A landlord-friendly term for ‘landlord’. ‘Landchad’ is a portmanteau of ’landlord’ and ‘Chad’, and is frequently used by the pro-landlord community.

A typical Landchad is obscenely wealthy from all the rent and 25 % tips he collects from his tenants; ridiculously muscular from all the single mothers he evicts on a regular basis; harshly critical of his tenants’ frivolous consumerist purchases of funkopops, craft beers, Star Wars merch, Reddit awards and video games (mainly because it renders them unable to tip the Landchad his typical 25%); and an ardent advocate for the rights and interest of PoL (People of Land).

I couldn’t afford to tip my beloved Landchad his typical 25 % this month, so I paved his driveway instead!

Landchad by enterprise1701 October 13, 2020

NeverNever Land

A world of fantasy we enter in our dreams. Metallica sung about it in their hit single, Enter Sandman.

"Exit light, enter night,
Take my hand, we're off to NeverNever Land!"

NeverNever Land by Vince May 17, 2004

yodie land 

Where you go when getting faded than a hoe.

Pass the penjamin i'm tryna go to Yodie Land.

yodie land by GhostNeoN707 October 13, 2022

Land one on the beach 

To "land one on the beach", or "landed one on the beach" is to take a shit that is so big that at least half of its unbroken length sticks up out of the water of the toilet bowl and clings to the porcelain like a beached whale taking its last breath.

Dude, you've got to see this. I just "landed one on the beach", It was such a big shit it brushed my nuts when it finally broke loose and fell over. I love it when I "land one on the beach" I never flush those, so the next guy can see how insignificant his shit capacity is!

Land one on the beach by Sall Matsaulu August 30, 2009