Landmined

A term used to describe a object typically small and sharp , that someone else has already stepped on and left for someone else to find . Usually as humor trap !

Tim - ow what the hell ! Ron - lol I see you found that landmined I've stept on 3 time and left fo you !

by dragonboy8586 October 23, 2020

Cheerio Landmine

When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.

Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmine. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"

by tpwhite49 August 24, 2012

danish landmine

A Lego brick left on the floor that you step on in the middle of the night..

I went to get a midnight snack and stepped on a danish landmine my kid had left in the kitchen. I couldn't walk for three days.

by weasel1969 October 12, 2017

viatnamese landmine

The act of shitting on one's chest then slapping it

Viatnamese landmines are a great way to get dumped

by Steampunk Idiot February 11, 2015

Landmine

The thin version of a grenade.

Mike: Dude, these girls are fucking landmines!

by Lennent July 30, 2010

Bosnian landmine

Where the male/female takes a dump on the partners chest then once done the partner slaps in a downward motion to create a messy splatter of excrement on the floor

hey Jim, I just witnessed a couple trying out a Bosnian landmine

by IMVeryCreativeWithMyNames April 23, 2014

Conversational landmine

A phrase or statement that is extremely inappropriate to say to whoever you are talking to. Often said accidentally when mixing up close friends and relatives.

Guy: "Well at least she isn't bald due to cancer..."

Female friend: "What the hell did you just say?!?"

Guy: "Shit, looks like I just stepped on a conversational landmine..."

by Stolen0xD July 17, 2012