landmine

skinny ugly chick.

"no landmines boys."- jersey shore

by ahurst1864 August 3, 2010

landmine

dog dirt, or any faeces that someone has the misfortune to step on.

"I'll be picking bits of muesli shrapnel from my shoes for days - I've just stepped on a landmine"

by Ronny St Papps December 22, 2004

landmine

The ugly bitch that somehow finds her way into a magazine that is supposed to feature hot women only. When the page is turned to her the reader suprised with unpleasantness... sort of like a landmine.

Watch out Janet Reno is on page 63 of Playboy this month.

by Tbone July 16, 2003

landmine

the thinner version of a grenade . a grenade but fairly thin

Paulie:Yo Ron is hookin up with landmines and grenades tonight

Mike: Word bro those are some major landmines

by YounqMoney July 30, 2010

landmine

Is also a general term for any turn-off, especially in a porno mag, site or tape. (Ex: a family member's name, a transvestite ad in a straight porn mag, etc.)

"watch out for the landmine at the top of the page."

by Anarchist October 17, 2003

landmine

A fresh dog egg hidden in a suburban lawn, which is often detonated by a lawnmower leading to untold misery.

when jim ran over a landmine his family cried for weeks

by the ghost of Samuel Johnson March 16, 2010

landmine

The part of a downloaded mp3 where it fucks up and sounds like a cat scratching a chalkboard. It's even worse when you have the music really loud. And it's even worse than that when you somehow accidentally burn it on a CD.

Fuck the RIAA those dumb idiots, they put another landmine in this mp3!

by Cds February 4, 2004