Landmine

The thin version of a grenade.

Mike: Dude, these girls are fucking landmines!

by Lennent July 30, 2010

Landmine

A skinny ugly chick. This was referenced in the season 2 premiere of jersey shore.

Ronnie just hooked up with a landmine, then he did a grenade

by JamesAsset July 30, 2010

Landmine

A lego

Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I STEPPED ON A LANDMINE!
Girl: Dude, thats a lego. If it was a landmine, you'd be dead by now.
Guy: IT'S A FUCKING LEGO YOU SKINNY ASS LANDMINE

by Corey the best Definer July 20, 2016

Landmine

A woman who is easy to lay, but getting rid of her is very dangerous and difficult.

Be careful to not let her know where you live, she's a landmine.

by caseybv May 26, 2013

Landmine

a scenario in which someone leaves their baby batter on the floor of a communal shower such as in a dorm bathroom. this is then followed by someone using said shower and stepping in it while barefoot. hence a landmine.

i heard bobby went to take a shower and stepped in a landmine. hes gonna kill whoever did it

by dboy999 August 9, 2011

Landmine

A slightly attractive female coworker that if given the opportunity would use her vagina to get you and anyone nearby fired.

Dude, I wouldn't make too many T&A jokes around her she is a landmine.

by kelly888 September 25, 2012

Landmine

a fart on an escalator or people mover that someone walks through unexpectedly.

I was on the escalator at the mall and was dragged through a landmine.

Similar to walking through someone crop dusting.

by Stronger25 December 21, 2010