A skinny ugly chick. This was referenced in the season 2 premiere of jersey shore.
Ronnie just hooked up with a landmine, then he did a grenade
by JamesAsset July 29, 2010
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Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I STEPPED ON A LANDMINE!
Girl: Dude, thats a lego. If it was a landmine, you'd be dead by now.
Guy: IT'S A FUCKING LEGO YOU SKINNY ASS LANDMINE
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A woman who is easy to lay, but getting rid of her is very dangerous and difficult.
Be careful to not let her know where you live, she's a landmine.
by caseybv May 26, 2013
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a scenario in which someone leaves their baby batter on the floor of a communal shower such as in a dorm bathroom. this is then followed by someone using said shower and stepping in it while barefoot. hence a landmine.
i heard bobby went to take a shower and stepped in a landmine. hes gonna kill whoever did it
by dboy999 August 08, 2011
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A slightly attractive female coworker that if given the opportunity would use her vagina to get you and anyone nearby fired.
Dude, I wouldn't make too many T&A jokes around her she is a landmine.
by kelly888 September 25, 2012
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a fart on an escalator or people mover that someone walks through unexpectedly.
I was on the escalator at the mall and was dragged through a landmine.

Similar to walking through someone crop dusting.
by Stronger25 December 21, 2010
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