Landmine 

The thin version of a grenade.

Mike: Dude, these girls are fucking landmines!

Landmine by Lennent July 30, 2010

Landmine 

A skinny ugly chick. This was referenced in the season 2 premiere of jersey shore.

Ronnie just hooked up with a landmine, then he did a grenade

Landmine by JamesAsset July 30, 2010

Landmine 

A lego

Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I STEPPED ON A LANDMINE!
Girl: Dude, thats a lego. If it was a landmine, you'd be dead by now.
Guy: IT'S A FUCKING LEGO YOU SKINNY ASS LANDMINE

Landmine by Corey the best Definer July 20, 2016

landmine 

skinny ugly chick.

"no landmines boys."- jersey shore

landmine by ahurst1864 August 3, 2010

Landmine 

A woman who is easy to lay, but getting rid of her is very dangerous and difficult.

Be careful to not let her know where you live, she's a landmine.

Landmine by caseybv May 26, 2013

landmine 

dog dirt, or any faeces that someone has the misfortune to step on.

"I'll be picking bits of muesli shrapnel from my shoes for days - I've just stepped on a landmine"

landmine by Ronny St Papps December 22, 2004

Landmine 

a scenario in which someone leaves their baby batter on the floor of a communal shower such as in a dorm bathroom. this is then followed by someone using said shower and stepping in it while barefoot. hence a landmine.

i heard bobby went to take a shower and stepped in a landmine. hes gonna kill whoever did it

Landmine by dboy999 August 11, 2011