Lamposted

The act of getting stuck between a lamppost and another nearby surface e.g a fence, wall or hedge.

I was walking home drunk last night and I tried to be clever but I ended up getting lamposted.

by Kubadude September 5, 2016

Lamposted

Exhausted worn out or tired

Dude I just ran four miles i'm so lamposted.

by k-steak September 26, 2011

Lamposting

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s. Meaning you are chilling very steadily; most likely at your house - or anywhere where you are solo. Posted up like a lamp.

Austin: Hey cuddy, what are you up to?
Cam: Nothin at all - just lampostin gat the spot .

Cam: Im finna be lamposting all day and watch the Sopranos.
Dylan: Thats dope bruh - hit me up tomorrow.

by c.harris April 18, 2018

Lampster

A small odd looking creature that wears headphones listening to music as they dance..... It is thought that they are on some sort of drug

Omg do you see that Lampster

by cookiem1 April 9, 2015

stuffy lampost

when a guy gets cockblocked

she gave me a stuffy lampost

by ladeegagahh October 9, 2011

Limposter

In among us: Anyone who can’t get a kill the entire game

I was a limposter last round. I’m pretty limp now. Had a big juicy boner but now it’s just lost to limpness

by Obiwan723 January 19, 2021

lampposted

When, while not looking, you walk into a lamppost.

*Dave walks into a lamppost*
Mike: Har har, you got lampposted!

by Kempo May 23, 2006