Lamported

When you can’t do something with your friends because you’re at the wrong place at the wrong time. It is a play on words with the term “Lamport Clocks” or a clock system based on distributing events, where your lamport lines up horribly with others.

Austen: Wanna hop on rn?
Me:can’t I’m getting Lamported rn

Lamported by GoonBerry December 28, 2025

leo laporte 

From the name of the ubiquitous host of many TechTV computer shows, to "leo laporte" is to give an over-simplified answer to a clueless newbie asking a question that they wouldn't understand the complete answer to anyway.

When my mom asked if her Mac was susceptible to viruses, I gave her a quick "leo laporte" and switched on her firewall.

leo laporte by SYFer August 9, 2003

lampposted 

When, while not looking, you walk into a lamppost.

*Dave walks into a lamppost*
Mike: Har har, you got lampposted!

lampposted by Kempo May 23, 2006

LaPorte 

The most boring town in Indiana. A place where people want to move away from. A ghost town.

I live in LaPorte and really want to move away

LaPorte by Amy L McG October 18, 2008

Lamposted 

The act of getting stuck between a lamppost and another nearby surface e.g a fence, wall or hedge.

I was walking home drunk last night and I tried to be clever but I ended up getting lamposted.

Lamposted by Kubadude September 5, 2016

Pierre Laporte Middle School 

A shithole school. lotta hoes.

Pierre Laporte Middle School is Stupid with the dress code and shit

Pierre Laporte Middle School by Atreyu_6ix April 12, 2019

lampooned 

trickery resulting in social demoralisation

if someone puts an empty box of pringles back in the press and you are tricked into opening them,,,, you've been lampooned

lampooned by dr.p.curran dr.k.dizzle March 31, 2009