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Pamposted 

When your car accidentally hits a lamppost & you blame it on robbers who didn't take anything.
You park your car up but leave the handbrake off. The car rolls into a lamppost & crashes. For insurance purposes, you blame robbers who stole your car & crashed it on purpose with taking any possessions. "Oh no! I've been pamposted!"
Pamposted by 3bp August 4, 2024
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pamposted 

An accident of a car hitting a lamppost that leads to the damage of said car. For insurance purposes, the owner insists that the car was stolen & the robbers hit the lamppost on purpose & didn't steal anything
"Hi, I would like to make a claim. My car has been pamposted!"
pamposted by 3bp August 4, 2024
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In among us, any player who happens to be imposter and is dubbed “safe” by a player
I got the pimposter award! Kneel before me mortals! I NOW REIGN SUPREME WITH NO RIVAL!
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Lamposted 

The act of getting stuck between a lamppost and another nearby surface e.g a fence, wall or hedge.
I was walking home drunk last night and I tried to be clever but I ended up getting lamposted.
Lamposted by Kubadude September 5, 2016

pimposterous 

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Pomposterous 

Preposterous for special people.
Don't be so pomposterous.
Pomposterous by Dannnnny July 17, 2012
the kid who pretends to be pimp but yet pimps with toys.
"that pimposter was pimpin` with his gi joe."
pimposter by Sophia Shin October 15, 2005
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