lamport

very sexy boi. smart as heck. makes computer go beep boop. turing got his award.

I wish I was happy like Lamport.

by KinesceSexy November 21, 2021

Lamported

When you can’t do something with your friends because you’re at the wrong place at the wrong time. It is a play on words with the term “Lamport Clocks” or a clock system based on distributing events, where your lamport lines up horribly with others.

Austen: Wanna hop on rn?
Me:can’t I’m getting Lamported rn

by GoonBerry December 28, 2025