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LaPortaism 

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace.
Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”
LaPortaism by negroman February 5, 2020

lamperti 

bad luck while traveling by airline. A lamperti could be lost baggage, weather delays or equipment failures. All lapertis will result in arriving at your destination late.
I can't believe our luck on this trip. We had three lampertis from Portland to West Palm Beach today.
lamperti by airline pilot February 21, 2010

Lamposting 

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s. Meaning you are chilling very steadily; most likely at your house - or anywhere where you are solo. Posted up like a lamp.
Austin: Hey cuddy, what are you up to?
Cam: Nothin at all - just lampostin gat the spot .

Cam: Im finna be lamposting all day and watch the Sopranos.
Dylan: Thats dope bruh - hit me up tomorrow.
Lamposting by c.harris April 18, 2018

leo laporte 

From the name of the ubiquitous host of many TechTV computer shows, to "leo laporte" is to give an over-simplified answer to a clueless newbie asking a question that they wouldn't understand the complete answer to anyway.
When my mom asked if her Mac was susceptible to viruses, I gave her a quick "leo laporte" and switched on her firewall.
leo laporte by SYFer August 9, 2003
In online video games, to glitchingly disappear and then reappear somewhere else as a result of lag.
"I can't hit him! he keeps lagporting!"
lagport by Zaenos August 10, 2006
The undisputed man within the neighborhood.
"I'm the neighborhood lampor, punani vamper, mess around you'll find My silk
boxers in your mommy's hamper. "
Lampor by Esoteric. December 6, 2010