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leo laporte 

From the name of the ubiquitous host of many TechTV computer shows, to "leo laporte" is to give an over-simplified answer to a clueless newbie asking a question that they wouldn't understand the complete answer to anyway.
When my mom asked if her Mac was susceptible to viruses, I gave her a quick "leo laporte" and switched on her firewall.
leo laporte by SYFer August 9, 2003
The most boring town in Indiana. A place where people want to move away from. A ghost town.
I live in LaPorte and really want to move away
LaPorte by Amy L McG October 18, 2008
A girl that has absolutely no quit. Always super sweet , a body to kill for, and am optimistic look on life. But she won’t hesistate to see the world like is it. They are amazing.
“Lamorie is such a great person, I wish I could’ve bagged her while she was still single.”
“Oh well man. You snooze, you lose.”
lamorie by RemixedReckless November 26, 2018

Pierre Laporte Middle School 

Pierre Laporte Middle School is Stupid with the dress code and shit

laporte minnesota 

a small hicktown in minnesota.

rednecks galore.

you will find the people usually sitting around a bonfire smoking and drinking beer.

the partys in laporte are crazy.

country music is what you'll hear on the radios.

alcoholics are everywhere.

8 churches and 3 liquor stores and 1 school.

weed is the drug to be found.

lets get smoked up! (=
laporte minnesota has 145 people for population but they're crazy!
laporte minnesota by blehhhh. January 7, 2010

LaPorte, IN

1. (Noun) LaPorte is a shithole located in the state of Indiana. It is located at 41°36′33″N, 86°43′3″W.
2. (Adjective) LaPorte can be used to describe a horrible, uninhabitable, place.

"La Porte" is French for "The Door", in this case, the door to Hell.
1. "Dude, I just left LaPorte, IN. Thank God I got out before I turned 21, or I would have been trapped there forever."

2. "Jesus Christ! This place is a mess! What a LaPorte..."
LaPorte, IN by phroot October 11, 2008