GoonBerry's definitions

GoonBerry

When a fatass that has a blueberry type build gets caught gooning to r34 gregor yaoi.

Me:walks into the 18th ave popeyes and catches austen beating his shit to porn
austen: goon my ass goon my ass
me: shut up goonberry

by GoonBerry February 8, 2026

Lamported

When you can’t do something with your friends because you’re at the wrong place at the wrong time. It is a play on words with the term “Lamport Clocks” or a clock system based on distributing events, where your lamport lines up horribly with others.

Austen: Wanna hop on rn?
Me:can’t I’m getting Lamported rn

by GoonBerry December 28, 2025