The most boring town in Indiana. A place where people want to move away from. A ghost town.
I live in LaPorte and really want to move away
by Amy L McG August 30, 2008
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The place were the people living their dont know if their town is spelled, LaPorte or La Porte.
Guy 1: Does LaPorte have a space between the a and the p?
Guy 2: I dont know.
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the coolest city, located in Indiana.

a place where cool people are found.
by himom:) August 16, 2008
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1. (Noun) LaPorte is a shithole located in the state of Indiana. It is located at 41°36′33″N, 86°43′3″W.
2. (Adjective) LaPorte can be used to describe a horrible, uninhabitable, place.

"La Porte" is French for "The Door", in this case, the door to Hell.
1. "Dude, I just left LaPorte, IN. Thank God I got out before I turned 21, or I would have been trapped there forever."

2. "Jesus Christ! This place is a mess! What a LaPorte..."
by phroot August 17, 2008
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A rare name given only to people that can take an enormous amount of various drugs and still seek more.
A real laport has an indescribable love for hash, hashies or hasj preferably made in Afghanistan.
irc.quakenet.org #tstp pm laport if you can hook me up with some lsd
by laport August 15, 2008
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the coolest thing alive
people wish to be a laporte
hayley you are so laporte
i wish i was laporte like you
by chris brown_cooo August 01, 2008
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Laporte, Colorado is a small town just northwest of Fort Collins right along the foothills. The residents include: Serial Killers, Drug Dealers, Drunks, Hippies, and all the people passing through on their way to go camping or boating on whorestooth reservoir.

The town consists of: An extremely overpriced grocery store, 2 Liquor stores, A pizza place, a restaurant famous for their cinnamon rolls, 2 bars (one trashy & one hippie), a gun shop, a dollar store, an auto repair shop, several extremely trashy trailer parks, and a carwash along with all the smaller stores in kintzley plaza that nobody ever really goes to.
"You hear about the guy that killed his wife in Vern's trailer park out in Laporte?"
"Which one?"
by TasakiDog October 08, 2008
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