LaPorte

The most boring town in Indiana. A place where people want to move away from. A ghost town.

I live in LaPorte and really want to move away

by Amy L McG August 31, 2008

LaPorte

The place were the people living their dont know if their town is spelled, LaPorte or La Porte.

Guy 1: Does LaPorte have a space between the a and the p?
Guy 2: I dont know.

by darwin2345 December 12, 2020

LaPorte

the coolest city, located in Indiana.

a place where cool people are found.

I really want to live in LaPorte!

by himom:) August 16, 2008

LaPorte, IN

1. (Noun) LaPorte is a shithole located in the state of Indiana. It is located at 41°36′33″N, 86°43′3″W.
2. (Adjective) LaPorte can be used to describe a horrible, uninhabitable, place.

"La Porte" is French for "The Door", in this case, the door to Hell.

1. "Dude, I just left LaPorte, IN. Thank God I got out before I turned 21, or I would have been trapped there forever."

2. "Jesus Christ! This place is a mess! What a LaPorte..."

by phroot August 18, 2008

laport

A rare name given only to people that can take an enormous amount of various drugs and still seek more.
A real laport has an indescribable love for hash, hashies or hasj preferably made in Afghanistan.

irc.quakenet.org #tstp pm laport if you can hook me up with some lsd

by laport August 15, 2008

laporte

the coolest thing alive
people wish to be a laporte

hayley you are so laporte
i wish i was laporte like you

by chris brown_cooo August 2, 2008

Laporte

Laporte, Colorado is a small town just northwest of Fort Collins right along the foothills. The residents include: Serial Killers, Drug Dealers, Drunks, Hippies, and all the people passing through on their way to go camping or boating on whorestooth reservoir.

The town consists of: An extremely overpriced grocery store, 2 Liquor stores, A pizza place, a restaurant famous for their cinnamon rolls, 2 bars (one trashy & one hippie), a gun shop, a dollar store, an auto repair shop, several extremely trashy trailer parks, and a carwash along with all the smaller stores in kintzley plaza that nobody ever really goes to.

"You hear about the guy that killed his wife in Vern's trailer park out in Laporte?"
"Which one?"

by TasakiDog October 9, 2008