Lakehood 

The ghetto name for the city of Lakewood in WA

Fuck you nigga, Im from Lakehood

Lakehood by Alex Oda May 30, 2006

The Lakewood Project 

The first and only high school rock orchestra.

The Lakewood project is a great orchestra that performs with different bands (coming up 70 Lewis, they are on urban dictionary, and a hard days night which is a Beatles tribute band). Check out their website by googeling The Lakewood Project!

The Lakewood Project by tom616 January 9, 2011

Lakewood Ranch High School 

Where it is more than common that students get fucked up on drugs and other shit, constantly. You can't see the original concret because of all the dip spit and gum on the ground. Generally filled with gangsters and rednecks. There is literally no trouble in finding the drugs you want.

Lakewood Ranch High School...Damn

Lakewood Ranch High School by Yourniiig March 10, 2011

Lakewood highschool 

Lakewood highschool, WA is in fact hell. Filled with snakes and snitches. Usually every single bathroom has someone vaping and if you can get lucky, you can spot a rare occurrence of freshman fucking or taking pregnancy tests in the family bathroom. The staff is... I mean... there might as well not be any because they don't do shit. People walk around with juuls on their necks and what do they do? Nothing. If you go to lakewood I'm sorry this is coming from a Lakewoodian and I'm ashamed.

"Wow Lakewood highschool sucks"

Lakewood highschool by Mrs.lakewoodannon January 13, 2019

lakewood ranch 

a school full of std-ridden kids that like to get messed up on drugs all the time

there are the git-r-dunnssss
the preppies, jocks and jesus children
the stoners
and then all the lesser beings that no one talks to

most of lakewood ranch's students have some sort of disease
and a lot of money

bradenton, fl sucks

lakewood ranch by Mike Wilder December 4, 2007

lakewood, nj 

Lakewood, NJ is a small, quaint town in NJ where you can find just about every type of person. From Bougie ass Black families to extremely gentrifying Othodox Hasidic Jews to Mexicans, to trashy ass white people. There is literally nothing to do in this town. Everybody knows each other. The moment you get on Route 9, everyone will flock to you and immediately be all up in your business. If you're queer and you're born here, move out as fast as you can. News of your queerness will spread everywhere even if you only whispered it in the many wooded areas of this town once. If you like boring mediocrity & low price housing, and the only form of entertainment is being up someone's asshole about Lakewood is for you!

Person 1: Ugh, fuck I've gotta drive through Lakewood, NJ.

Person 2: Oh god. I hope you didn't masturbate 3 months ago when he clock hit 2:25:26 AM, because they'll know.

lakewood, nj by Sahaerys July 12, 2019

Lakewood 

A suburb of Cleveland that is 1/6th underwater, Lakewood is the queer capital of the country. Like, really. Lakewood is the gayest place in the USA.

Lakewood is also a great place to raise a family. With a new elementary school popping up every 2 seconds and a highschool that has been under construction for the past 13 years, you can have peace of mind knowing that your tax dollars and your child's critical learning years are not being wasted.

Despite having one of the highest concentrations of LGBTQ+ people in the USA, there is a church on every fucking corner. Every Saturday there are people outside of Chipotle who will hand you and your obviously Jewish or Muslim friends pamphlets on why you need Jesus in your life. You better be inside when it turns noon, or you will be hit with the wrath of 10,000 church bells screaming into the open sky.

Lakewood has a major railway running through the middle of it so atleast once in your residency you will be late to work or school because a mile long train barreled through town at 7:30 am.

Overall, Lakewood is a pretty cool town. It's gay as fuck but also religious as fuck but also nothing as fuck but also everything as fuck.

Lakewood is the gayest city in the USA.

Lakewood by Sparkling Moon Flyers July 5, 2017