by Sherry January 03, 2005
by Pat O'Malley March 21, 2004
A small town in New Jersey that no one knows about unless you live in ocean county.
often confused for a large Jewish population.
The education is the bet in the county.
You will not get shot in lakewood high school maybe stabbed but now shot.
The princpal, Mr. Anderson, constantly gets confused with agent Smith from the matrix.
often confused for a large Jewish population.
The education is the bet in the county.
You will not get shot in lakewood high school maybe stabbed but now shot.
The princpal, Mr. Anderson, constantly gets confused with agent Smith from the matrix.
by jamal kalim June 12, 2008
by jshtfjkhsgkf November 23, 2007
A suburb of Cleveland that is 1/6th underwater, Lakewood is the queer capital of the country. Like, really. Lakewood is the gayest place in the USA.
Lakewood is also a great place to raise a family. With a new elementary school popping up every 2 seconds and a highschool that has been under construction for the past 13 years, you can have peace of mind knowing that your tax dollars and your child's critical learning years are not being wasted.
Despite having one of the highest concentrations of LGBTQ+ people in the USA, there is a church on every fucking corner. Every Saturday there are people outside of Chipotle who will hand you and your obviously Jewish or Muslim friends pamphlets on why you need Jesus in your life. You better be inside when it turns noon, or you will be hit with the wrath of 10,000 church bells screaming into the open sky.
Lakewood has a major railway running through the middle of it so atleast once in your residency you will be late to work or school because a mile long train barreled through town at 7:30 am.
Overall, Lakewood is a pretty cool town. It's gay as fuck but also religious as fuck but also nothing as fuck but also everything as fuck.
Lakewood is also a great place to raise a family. With a new elementary school popping up every 2 seconds and a highschool that has been under construction for the past 13 years, you can have peace of mind knowing that your tax dollars and your child's critical learning years are not being wasted.
Despite having one of the highest concentrations of LGBTQ+ people in the USA, there is a church on every fucking corner. Every Saturday there are people outside of Chipotle who will hand you and your obviously Jewish or Muslim friends pamphlets on why you need Jesus in your life. You better be inside when it turns noon, or you will be hit with the wrath of 10,000 church bells screaming into the open sky.
Lakewood has a major railway running through the middle of it so atleast once in your residency you will be late to work or school because a mile long train barreled through town at 7:30 am.
Overall, Lakewood is a pretty cool town. It's gay as fuck but also religious as fuck but also nothing as fuck but also everything as fuck.
by Sparkling Moon Flyers July 05, 2017
A burb just west of Denver. Sits under the base of the Rocky Mountains. A great place to live and be from!
by d0c August 12, 2006
Small suburb in Southern California. Borders with the ghetto long beach. This place is filled with gangsters and drug addicts. All of the parks in this town are claimed territories. I you find yourself walking around here at night you should hurry and get inside before you get shot. Lakewood is overly priced. For some reason people like to hang out in the town. People from long beach cross the border just to be in "the wood". This city is like a black hole. Once you're in it it's hard to get out. It sucks you into its missery and drunkerdness. Needless to say, if you come to Lakewood, don't expect to be leaving anytime soon.
Once you step foot in the lkwd, you will forever be here, high off weed.
"Everyone in Lakewood is such a punk."
"Nah, they're just always drunk."
"Everyone in Lakewood is such a punk."
"Nah, they're just always drunk."
by LakewoodLurkin October 23, 2013