Ladlophilia 

The act of gaining sexual pleasure from a ladle.

P1: "oh man! did you hear about that new fetish called, Ladlophilia?"

P2: "yup, sure did! Me and the wife tried it last night".

P1: "how was it?!?"

P2: "by far the most stimulating experience of our lives".

Ladlophilia by Gunngunn December 29, 2011

lardophiliac

someone who fucks a fat person, hence, the "lard" in lardophiliac.

natalie: hey look at stacyyyyy
nessa: u showed me her already.... DAMN SHE'S SO FAT!
natalie: i know<3
nessa: eww u freak! you're SUCH a lardophiliac

lardophiliac by nessaNOOB October 9, 2008

lactophiliac 

One who desires lactating breasts, often as a sexual fetishism. A true, genuine lactophiliac would consider their desire to nurse one of their basic human needs. Such strong desires are often the leading force in the ANR community- one focused around Adult Nursing Relationships or Adult Breast Feeding. Their are also women who have a strong desire to feed or lactate for another person. Some of these relationships are more focused on nurture and abstain from other sexual aspects in the relationship completely.

Lactophiliacs can be found in the adult breast feeding community.

lactophiliac by lactophiliac August 9, 2010

Lilophilia 

The obsession of taking perfect pictures of doors and windows

Person 1 : I Love taking pictures of doors, it's my passion

Person 2: Yep, that's Lilophilia

Lilophilia by SheLovesDoors July 3, 2018

lactophilia

The sexual attraction to milk, usually when being ingested.

Guy: Watching you drink that chocolate milk gave me a hard-on.

Girl: Oh GOD, you have lactophilia!

lactophilia by Brianna_Ashlee December 9, 2009

lactophiliac 

Somebody who gets off by having sex with cows.

"Farmer Brown he's on crack, he's a lactophiliac"

lactophiliac by FarmerBlack March 29, 2010

Lalophilia 

Getting an instantaneous erection as soon as you think of the infamous Lalo.

Man 1: Did you see how good She looked yesterday

Man 2: you have lalophilia too?

Lalophilia by Stefanapolis April 16, 2022