lactophilia

The sexual attraction to milk, usually when being ingested.

Guy: Watching you drink that chocolate milk gave me a hard-on.

Girl: Oh GOD, you have lactophilia!

lactophilia by Brianna_Ashlee December 9, 2009

lardophiliac

someone who fucks a fat person, hence, the "lard" in lardophiliac.

natalie: hey look at stacyyyyy
nessa: u showed me her already.... DAMN SHE'S SO FAT!
natalie: i know<3
nessa: eww u freak! you're SUCH a lardophiliac

lardophiliac by nessaNOOB October 9, 2008

Laconophilia 

The irresistible desire to shout: "SPARTA!!!" every few minutes, it is often accompanied by kicking people in the chest and wanting to dine in Hell
People with Laconophilia often share an irrational hatred towards Persians

Person: What is this?
Person with Laconophilia: THIS IS SPAARRTTTAAA!!!!
*Person with Laconophilia kicks person into a pit*

Laconophilia by The Music Hearer August 20, 2009

lactophiliac 

One who desires lactating breasts, often as a sexual fetishism. A true, genuine lactophiliac would consider their desire to nurse one of their basic human needs. Such strong desires are often the leading force in the ANR community- one focused around Adult Nursing Relationships or Adult Breast Feeding. Their are also women who have a strong desire to feed or lactate for another person. Some of these relationships are more focused on nurture and abstain from other sexual aspects in the relationship completely.

Lactophiliacs can be found in the adult breast feeding community.

lactophiliac by lactophiliac August 9, 2010

lactophile

A lactophile is a person or animal who is sexually obsessed with milk or dairy products.

Mary is a lactophile, she frequently masturbates with milk all over her body.

lactophile by netsendjoe November 13, 2003

Ladlophilia 

The act of gaining sexual pleasure from a ladle.

P1: "oh man! did you hear about that new fetish called, Ladlophilia?"

P2: "yup, sure did! Me and the wife tried it last night".

P1: "how was it?!?"

P2: "by far the most stimulating experience of our lives".

Ladlophilia by Gunngunn December 29, 2011

lactophyxia 

Asphyxia caused during the consumption of breast milk.

The act of choking on breast milk while nursing in an ANR (Adult Nursing Relationship).

David was laughing at a joke being told while nursing from his Mommy and almost suffered from lactophyxia.

lactophyxia by QueenB69 August 25, 2013