Brianna_Ashlee's definitions

Nerdy Cougar

A woman 40+ looking for a companion using Cyberspace.

The Nerdy Cougar logged onto her email to see if she had matches any matches from eHarmony.

by Brianna_Ashlee July 24, 2009

Flummer

Craig Ferguson's explanation for the days BEFORE Autumn and AFTER Summer: Labor Day- Sept. 21.

Girl 1: HAPPY FIRST DAY OF FLUMMER!
Girl 2: Shut up, it's still summer!
Girl 1: Nuh uh, summer's over silly! It's Flummer!

by Brianna_Ashlee September 23, 2009

lactophilia

The sexual attraction to milk, usually when being ingested.

Guy: Watching you drink that chocolate milk gave me a hard-on.

Girl: Oh GOD, you have lactophilia!

by Brianna_Ashlee December 9, 2009

weedify

To become hooked or a frequent user of weed or marijuana.

John: Richie is such a prude.

Tim: Yeah, we should weedify him, and get him to loosen up.

by Brianna_Ashlee September 19, 2009

Syncofuck

The act of two women having an orgasm at the exact same moment during a threesome.

The two women moaned loudly during their blissful syncofuck.

by Brianna_Ashlee July 24, 2009

clustermuck

When the love of your life breaks up with you and the day after you bump into them on the street making out with another girl.

Jennifer experienced a clustermuck when she bumped into Brad making out with Emily in front of 7Eleven.

by Brianna_Ashlee July 25, 2009

Close Your Legs

Told to females when they openly flirt/come onto a guy in public without shame, or when showing extreme Public Displays of Affection in front of others.

Jenny: Oh Matt, why are you so darn cute?!
Matt: Oh do you like that, baby?
(begin to make out)
Brianna: Jesus Jenny, CLOSE YOUR LEGS.

by Brianna_Ashlee September 23, 2009