Brianna_Ashlee's definitions

lactophilia

The sexual attraction to milk, usually when being ingested.

Guy: Watching you drink that chocolate milk gave me a hard-on.

Girl: Oh GOD, you have lactophilia!

by Brianna_Ashlee December 9, 2009

Close Your Legs

Told to females when they openly flirt/come onto a guy in public without shame, or when showing extreme Public Displays of Affection in front of others.

Jenny: Oh Matt, why are you so darn cute?!
Matt: Oh do you like that, baby?
(begin to make out)
Brianna: Jesus Jenny, CLOSE YOUR LEGS.

by Brianna_Ashlee September 23, 2009

Flummer

Craig Ferguson's explanation for the days BEFORE Autumn and AFTER Summer: Labor Day- Sept. 21.

Girl 1: HAPPY FIRST DAY OF FLUMMER!
Girl 2: Shut up, it's still summer!
Girl 1: Nuh uh, summer's over silly! It's Flummer!

by Brianna_Ashlee September 23, 2009

weedify

To become hooked or a frequent user of weed or marijuana.

John: Richie is such a prude.

Tim: Yeah, we should weedify him, and get him to loosen up.

by Brianna_Ashlee September 19, 2009

man-cry

When a man sits down and crys for a minimum of 5 minutes about something he doesn't want anyone else to know.

Bobby: Where were you at lunch yesterday?

Dave: Oh sorry. Don't tell anyone, but I had myself a man-cry about Jenny.

by Brianna_Ashlee September 18, 2009

greenistically challenged

A disability that causes a person to misuse the color green in every way, mostly seen with hair or clothes.

Spectator 1: Dude, look at that lady over there.

Spectator 2: Geez, she's green all over! Are her lips green too?!

Spectator 1: She is so greenistically challenged.

by Brianna_Ashlee September 7, 2009

clustermuck

When the love of your life breaks up with you and the day after you bump into them on the street making out with another girl.

Jennifer experienced a clustermuck when she bumped into Brad making out with Emily in front of 7Eleven.

by Brianna_Ashlee July 25, 2009