by Brianna_Ashlee December 09, 2009
When a man sits down and crys for a minimum of 5 minutes about something he doesn't want anyone else to know.
Bobby: Where were you at lunch yesterday?
Dave: Oh sorry. Don't tell anyone, but I had myself a man-cry about Jenny.
Dave: Oh sorry. Don't tell anyone, but I had myself a man-cry about Jenny.
by Brianna_Ashlee September 18, 2009
When the love of your life breaks up with you and the day after you bump into them on the street making out with another girl.
Jennifer experienced a clustermuck when she bumped into Brad making out with Emily in front of 7Eleven.
by Brianna_Ashlee July 25, 2009
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by Brianna_Ashlee September 19, 2009
Told to females when they openly flirt/come onto a guy in public without shame, or when showing extreme Public Displays of Affection in front of others.
Jenny: Oh Matt, why are you so darn cute?!
Matt: Oh do you like that, baby?
(begin to make out)
Brianna: Jesus Jenny, CLOSE YOUR LEGS.
Matt: Oh do you like that, baby?
(begin to make out)
Brianna: Jesus Jenny, CLOSE YOUR LEGS.
by Brianna_Ashlee September 23, 2009