2 definitions by nessaNOOB

lardophiliac

someone who fucks a fat person, hence, the "lard" in lardophiliac.

natalie: hey look at stacyyyyy
nessa: u showed me her already.... DAMN SHE'S SO FAT!
natalie: i know<3
nessa: eww u freak! you're SUCH a lardophiliac

by nessaNOOB August 14, 2008

tittyshit

something of crappy use; useless

"I can't stand using this tittyshit hair iron!"

by nessaNOOB August 8, 2008