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Lacsmack 

When a male is willingly and intentionally brow beat about the face with a huge set of lactating female breasts.
Like Bessy the cow, Roger's lactating wife climbed on top of him with her full, engorged utters and began lacsmacking him about the face while he wanked himself off.

Lacsmack
Lacsmack by Eaton Holgoode December 25, 2015
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It is a mental defect specifically invented and honed by a person who goes by Muce. It is a state where the person turns autistic aka Latismo Mode, after one beer and proceeds to gamble, do strange noises with their mouth and have eyes covered in blood.
-Hey does John have autism?
-No man he is in latismo mode.
Latismo by TheBlackBadger May 13, 2021
Being racist about asians, because asians mix up l's and r's
Joke: "Stop being so lacist about Asians!"
lacist by DAFOOQ June 14, 2013
One who discriminates against lace.
Person 1: That dude was a total lacist.
Person 2: Definitely.
Lacist by Milkshakes are just drinks. November 11, 2012
Being racist toward oriental people.
"And then he said, 'youl doolberr is bloken'"
"Dude. That's so lacist."
Lacist by The Sexton Hardcastle October 9, 2011

LAISMFIAW 

Just like "LOL" and "ROTFL". It means "Laughing As I Smash My Face Into A Wall".
Jimmy: Knock knock?

Craig: Who's there?

Jimmy: Fuck you!

Craig: LAISMFIAW!!!
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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