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Laugh out loud my fucking ass off.
John: "I love you."

Kate "Aww, you too babe."

John "Lolmfao, sike."
Kate "-___-"
The abbreviations of "LOL" and "LMFAO" fused together for the ultimate peak of comedy
LOLMFAO That was the funniest thing ever
LOLMFAO by Peanutcheese October 4, 2020
Lying on the floor laughing my ass out loud
When i saw him smelling his own fart i found myself LOFLMAOL
loflmaol by Foolish_engineer August 16, 2019

LOLMFAOWTFOMGBBQWOWKBYEZZ 

Most commonly used during finals week with an insurmountable quantity of work left to be done. Usually expressing death in a humorous way.

factors of death include but not limited to: acknowledging the fact that the ratio between time spent studying and actual content retained has no direct correlation time spent studying > information retained.

The last can of red bull / monster / energy drink of choice.
Hoping to 'accidentally' fall down a hill of slippery dirt and sharp rocks praying that your neck is broken only to realize they'll still make you take the test.

The often mind wander: sometimes about food but mainly about killing yourself.
LOLMFAOWTFOMGBBQWOWKBYEZZ, FML.
1.acronym for loudly obnoxiously laugh my funky argonauts off
2.branching out from lol and rofl (sorta) and lmao and lmfao and stuff. u catch my drift
3.i invented it no wonder it's not here
lolmfao Two Girls and a Cup is awesome why do people keep saying it's nasty it's not that bad
lolmfao by the Rownak that is 3000 December 16, 2008

LOLMFAOMGED 

Laugh out loud my fucking ass off my god effing dammit.
tyler: EMP
hari: LOLMFAOMGED
LOLMFAOMGED by holyemp May 30, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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