Most commonly used during finals week with an insurmountable quantity of work left to be done. Usually expressing death in a humorous way.
factors of death include but not limited to: acknowledging the fact that the ratio between time spent studying and actual content retained has no direct correlation time spent studying > information retained.
The last can of red bull / monster / energy drink of choice.
Hoping to 'accidentally' fall down a hill of slippery dirt and sharp rocks praying that your neck is broken only to realize they'll still make you take the test.
The often mind wander: sometimes about food but mainly about killing yourself.
factors of death include but not limited to: acknowledging the fact that the ratio between time spent studying and actual content retained has no direct correlation time spent studying > information retained.
The last can of red bull / monster / energy drink of choice.
Hoping to 'accidentally' fall down a hill of slippery dirt and sharp rocks praying that your neck is broken only to realize they'll still make you take the test.
The often mind wander: sometimes about food but mainly about killing yourself.
LOLMFAOWTFOMGBBQWOWKBYEZZ, FML.
by yellowsombrero May 17, 2010