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Leggings As Pants Girl.

She wears leggings as pants, frequently during the winter with uggs and a northface jacket, and does consider that it is both a poor fashion and a poor life choice.

Hey, look at that LAPG! It's winter in Michigan, isn't she cold without real pants?

LAPG by lapc September 23, 2010

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lapgoat

Instead of attaining a laptop with the money you have, you spend the money getting a goat, but pretend it to be a laptop instead.

Dude...sweet lapgoat!

Do you mind if I pet your lapgoat?

lapgoat by Pittsburg January 18, 2008

Related Words

lapgasm • LAPG • lapgazer • lapglancing • lapgoat • Lap Gas • lap gap • lap gash • Lap Giraffe • lap girl

lapglancing

the act of checking your phone for messages and updates while in company. Generally seen as a rude thing to do in polite company.

A: I can't believe Barbara spent the entire meal lapglancing. So rude.

B: Oh, is that why she kept looking down? I thought she was being paranoid about her fly or something.

lapglancing by ashyle February 22, 2011

lapgasm

Ejaculating in your pants from a lap dance alone, without any direct stimulation of the penis.

I went to the strip club for lapgasms every night last week, now my pants glow whenever I go someplace with a black light!

lapgasm by 4got2wipe March 4, 2015

lapgazer

A member of the audience at a live music venue where there are only seats, no standing room, and the band plays too many slow tracks, thus preventing audience participants from shoegazing, two stepping or moving in any way at all.

Did you enjoy that Goldfrapp show last night? Yeah, the music was great, but the crowd were all lapgazers because we had to sit.

lapgazer by j0j0000 October 27, 2008

LapGasm

Busting a Nut in your shorts during a lap dance while the dancer gives hardcore direct stimulation with her hands, breast, mouth, ass, thigh and pussy to your dick without taking it out.

Little Johnny went to the strip club last night and payed for a lap dance from a sexy red head with big breast. During the dance the sexy stripper rubbed her breast so good on little Johny's dick he couldn't help but to LapGasm all over the inside of his gym shorts

LapGasm by JuiceBoxSixNine September 23, 2017

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026