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lapgoat
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Instead of attaining a laptop with the
money
you have, you spend the
money
getting a
goat
, but pretend it to be a laptop instead.
Dude...
sweet
lapgoat!
Do you
mind
if I
pet
your lapgoat?
lapgoat
by
Pittsburg
January 18, 2008