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noun
A man with a very large penis and/or ball sack.
Man, Nick is SUCH a kushnir!
Man, I bet Lucy is a kushnir.
Man, I am a kushnir and you are a keetch!
kushnir by Nick M. A. K. December 17, 2006
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Kylie Kushnir 

Beautifulest girl in the world. She smells so good 🥃 like vodka. Her aroma fills the room and i just wanna lick her whole body. Shes a skinny legend. She can cause a real good time ifykwim. 😂 Her eyes are so seductive.
Kylie Kushnir is the best girlfriend you could wish for! Dylan said.
When you marry the bosses stupid daughter, just so you can feel like a big shot and take photo ops.
Mita! Look at Jorge flirting with the farmers daughter just so he doesn't have to help us pick these grapes. He's trying to become the El Presidente' "She's es stupido Esse and your trying to pull a Kushner ; your a MexiCan't trying to become a MexiCan.
kushner by Butch Plees May 14, 2017

Kushner shit smelling face 

That face that Jared Kushner makes which conveys a sneering superiority but looks as though he is smelling shit.
The Kushner shit smelling face is a defense against his own inferiority.

Kushnerphobia 

A disabling clinical level of intense fear of Jared or Ivanka Kushner.
My own Kushnerphobia began with seeing their huge, expressionless faces on a big screen TV!
Kushnerphobia by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2020

exploding Kushner head 

An out-of-the-blue fantasy many have had while looking at Jared Kushner’s strangely expressionless face on TV.
The camera zoomed in to catch him blink as he was standing next to his father-in-law, when the unexpected image of “exploding Kushner head” entered my mind.

Kushnerism 

Devotion to the belief that money can protect you from anything dangerous or insipid, including yourself.
The appearance of loyalty shrouds the sheer Kushnerism that lies at the core of all their relationships.
Kushnerism by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2018
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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