Krnko

A meme creator,artist,video editor that makes unfunny memes to the majority of the public

Oh man today's krnko meme was good

by Loliks October 27, 2021

Krokodil

A heroin substitute that has recently become an epidemic in Russia. Its popularity is thought to be due to the price; up to ten times cheaper than heroin itself and possible to concoct at home. The recipe is readily available on the internet and is cooked up in the kitchens of users before being injected into the arm, groin etc. The high lasts for a much shorter time than most of its opiate cousins; about two hours maximum. This means the user spends most of their day cooking and hardly ever sleeps as a new hit is needed so often. The injection sites become green and scaly, giving the drug its nickname of "crocodile" (or "krokodil" in Russian). Ingredients include over the counter codeine, paint-thinner and match heads. It is the impurities from these that cause the awful side effects which include severe and fast acting gangrene, haemorrhaging, rupture of arteries (often in the heart itself) and widespread necrosis or rotting of the flesh. It is considered to be one of the most addictive and dangerous opiates out there, killing most of its users within one year. Unlike heroin, krokodil causes withdrawal symptoms so severe that a user going cold turkey must be given powerful tranquillisers to prevent them passing out from the pain. This makes coming off the drug so unappealing that addicts will often watch their skin rot away from the bones rather than face sobriety.

He's been taking krokodil and now his feet are rotting off.

by Jasmine_T June 24, 2011

Krinkov

A short barreled variant of the AK47 or AK74-developed for Soviet tank crews. Often seen displayed behind Osama Bin Laden in stock newsfilm footage,and villanized by anti-gun types!

The Russian Tankers opened up on the Afhgan rebels with their Krinkovs.

by mohctep October 9, 2005

Krokodil

A cheap heroin knockoff that can be synthesized with codeine based OTC pain medicine and cheap, widely available chemicals. The price of krokodil is approximately 10% of street heroin. It is a very popular drug in Russia, where heroin use is the highest in the world, primarily due to Russia's close proximity to Afghanistan.

The drug is extremely dangerous, causing sores and other dermatological issues. The drug breaks down skin and muscle fibers at an astounding rate. The life expectancy of a heavy user is approximately 2-3 years from when the habit begins.

Tim: Check this stuff out, it's "krokodil." It's so cheap compared to heroin and it gives a great buzz! I've been using it for about a month.

Chris: What are those sores all over the back of your neck?

Tim: Beats me, maybe it's the weather?

by Captain Planets September 7, 2013

krukolibidinous

The act of crotch watching. No matter how hard you try to keep your eyes up at face level, they just keep being drawn down to gaze at some guy's package

I was perving beach volleyball this weekend and with all those fit guys in shorts I just couldn't conceal how krukolibidinous I am.

by That's Life... June 9, 2012

kinkocked

the momentary state of anguish you experience when walking into a kinkos realizing you've forgotten your usb

(checking pockets, decibels rising) Mr. Dank: "Ohh no, no, no..."

(opening door to Kinkos, nonchalantly) Mrs. Dank: "Kinkocked again, dear?..."

by the iso theorist September 24, 2009

Krikor

Krikor is the name of an Armenian hero who helped keep the Armenians Christian when they were under control by a cruel dictator. Currently it is being used as a name. (My name is not Krikor)

Teacher: Class say hello to the new student Krikor.
Class: Hi Krikor.

by Freddy Melkumian February 17, 2009