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Krinkov is the Mujahedin given nickname
for a shortened AK47/AK74 variant,
the AKSU-74, that first fell into western
hands during the Russian occupation
ofr Afghanistan.

Probably the shortest, value for money
gun a nutty Michigan Militia type idiot
would start collecting.
"Let the ATF come to my house, i´m prepared!
5 cases of Maker´s Mark Bourbon and plenty clips
for my Krinkov!"
Krinkov by Weltregierung September 23, 2005
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to take something completely terrible and convince others that it is just what they want and desire.

Krinkowing differs from bullshitting in that there is literally no time to ever come up with a story. A true krinkow moment is on the fly, and gives the impression as though one had months to prepare.

Commonly seen in the form "krinkowed" or "krinkowing"
You had months to prepare for that presentation to our clients, but you stumbled in here at the last second with nothing but a shoddy PowerPoint. Our clients are telling me that it was the best presentation they've ever seen!" -- "Yeah, I krinkowed my ass off in that meeting room.
krinkow by Cycle-T October 27, 2010

atomache kriknov 47 

CONGRADULATIONS
YOU JUST SEARCHED UP THE FULL NAME OF THE MOST WIDELY DISTRIBUTED AND POPULAR GUN
YOU DESERVE A MEDAL
person 1: hey dude whats the full name of ak47?
person 2: "atomache kriknov 47"
...
person 2: ...that means automatic machinegun 47 in english
person 1: ok thanks

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026