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Krinkov is the Mujahedin given nickname
for a shortened AK47/AK74 variant,
the AKSU-74, that first fell into western
hands during the Russian occupation
ofr Afghanistan.

Probably the shortest, value for money
gun a nutty Michigan Militia type idiot
would start collecting.
"Let the ATF come to my house, i´m prepared!
5 cases of Maker´s Mark Bourbon and plenty clips
for my Krinkov!"
Krinkov by Weltregierung September 23, 2005
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to take something completely terrible and convince others that it is just what they want and desire.

Krinkowing differs from bullshitting in that there is literally no time to ever come up with a story. A true krinkow moment is on the fly, and gives the impression as though one had months to prepare.

Commonly seen in the form "krinkowed" or "krinkowing"
You had months to prepare for that presentation to our clients, but you stumbled in here at the last second with nothing but a shoddy PowerPoint. Our clients are telling me that it was the best presentation they've ever seen!" -- "Yeah, I krinkowed my ass off in that meeting room.
krinkow by Cycle-T October 27, 2010

atomache kriknov 47 

CONGRADULATIONS
YOU JUST SEARCHED UP THE FULL NAME OF THE MOST WIDELY DISTRIBUTED AND POPULAR GUN
YOU DESERVE A MEDAL
person 1: hey dude whats the full name of ak47?
person 2: "atomache kriknov 47"
...
person 2: ...that means automatic machinegun 47 in english
person 1: ok thanks
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