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Kristus Vesanus, also known as the sexiiest man alive (note the mispelling) and the person with the koolest online name. Also a haxor, therefore takes away all his sexiiness (once again note the misspelling).
Kelsey: I just love Kristus sooo much!
Kristus by Tom December 12, 2003
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One of 12 super-heros from Exo Planet.
Leader of Exo-M (Korean-Mandarin boysband).
One of the greatest gods in SM Town, next to Shisus.

Combination of Kris + Jesus

His special power is making any fangirls pregnant just by looking at them and cat walk.
At airport:
Fan1: Look, look! It's Exo-M!
Fan2: Oh crap! Look at Krisus! Again in v-neck t-shirt!
*both faints*
Krisus by Pika-chan June 23, 2012
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He is the best basketball player of all time, he is very good looking, has a massive, huge just downright gargantuan cock, and has many girlfriends (this is not a lie)
Have you met my new best friend? his name is Kristupas
Kristupas by Female_Enjoyer November 14, 2021

Kristasia 

A person who is extremely awesome. They love people and are really smart. Everyone wishes they could be her and the only person who is her, is awesome.
I wish I was Kristasia
Kristasia by SupermanKry March 24, 2017
Kristupas is a sweet, generously person who always tries to lift your spirits. He tries his hardest to be the best version of himself, sometimes he can loose his way but he’s always trying. He loves love, and he loves his girlfriend even more. She helps better him and he thinks the absolute world of her. He loves playing his guitar with his bro’s. Biggest gym lad going.
“At where be kristupas”
Kissing his guitar at the gym
kristupas by Chonkypigeon.com October 19, 2019
The secular, non-commercial alternative to Christmas. Celebrated on the 25th of December, it is a time for celebrating with family and friends. The goals of peace on earth and universal good will are emphasized and encouraged. Decorations often include lights and ornaments, usually on evergreen trees and wreaths. Singing Krismus carols is also popular.

No gifts are exchanged at Krismus, but small tokens of affection in thought and deed are prevalent. Krismus has no connection to any particular religion, although many of the traditions date back to pagan festivals. Instead, it is a time to reflect and embrace a spirit of tolerance.

"Krismus" can be differentiated from "Christmas" in speech by pronouncing each word phonetically. Thus Christmas may be pronounced as "Christ Mass," with special emphasis on the "t" to avoid confusion with Krismus.
Merry Krismus and a Happy New Year!
Let's sing Krismus carols and decorate the Krismus tree!
Krismus by P.A.H. July 3, 2008
A teenage boy who doesnt really know whats going on... and if he does, he certainly doesn't show it. Most often attractive, and loves to be naked.
"he wasn;t paying attention, totally pulling a kristos"
Kristos by rex kudoz March 30, 2008
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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