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One of 12 super-heros from Exo Planet.
Leader of Exo-M (Korean-Mandarin boysband).
One of the greatest gods in SM Town, next to Shisus.

Combination of Kris + Jesus

His special power is making any fangirls pregnant just by looking at them and cat walk.
At airport:
Fan1: Look, look! It's Exo-M!
Fan2: Oh crap! Look at Krisus! Again in v-neck t-shirt!
*both faints*
Krisus by Pika-chan June 23, 2012
Words you can keep
She is the prettiest girl ever.... She makes you smile and is the bestest friend you could ever have. Not only will she be there to hate on your exs but she will be there support your relationships and she also is the kind of bestie that will pretend to be you lesbo gf to get a guy to go away. Krissel is the only girl that i would turn to and cry about the randomest things. She is actually the SWEXYEST girl ever haha.
Omg Krissel is soo Bootiful (: lol
Krissel by Your Window Stalker September 6, 2013
Related Words
Krisus Krissed krissy kriss Krissa krissee #krissed Krissel Krisshawn Krissi
Whenever you see a video with Kris Jenner in a sparkly green dress with a black bow tie lip syncing to the song โ€œLady Marmaladeโ€ with the caption โ€œYou just got Krissedโ€.
โ€œI was trying to find the spoilers to my favorite show, but instead I got jump scared by a woman singing in a green sequin dress!โ€

โ€œOh man, you just got Krissed.โ€
Krissed by jdhdhjshwu June 23, 2022
Kris Jenner singing Lady Marmalade.

'Itchi gitchi ya ya da da'
Person 1: I just got sent a video of a girl in a green dress saying 'Itchi gitchi ya ya da da'
Person 2: Oh yeah, that's Kris Jenner - you just got Krissed.
Krissed by tybzm June 22, 2022
A person that is super damn talented and cool in every human attribute when you first come to meet with. Her beauty and talent makes you even feel as though your not worthy to ever meet her but if you get to ever meet one your life will be fulfilled with happiness. Krissy is a phenomenal person to talk to which tells hilarious stories and comments that will make your day better everytime. Krissyโ€™s are just the most beautiful and cutest things ever ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Krissyโ€™s are too beautiful for any...
Krissy by BEEMO TEEMO ON DUTY July 23, 2018
A beautiful woman who knows how to deal with people she's very dramatic sometimes. She tends to be very jealous but just because she's protecting something or someone that she loves, she's very funny, attractive , smart, and a lot of guys are after her but she's very loyal to the person that she's with
Yo last night Krissia was fighting because someone was talking about her friends
krissia by YouAreNotAllowes March 15, 2017

Krissinitis 

An intense version of love-sickness: To be madly in love, or heavily infatuated with girl by the name of Kristina or Krissy. Symptoms often include shallow breathing, lightness of head, inability to think of thing other than Kristina and/or romantic fantasies with this person. Cures are unheard of at this point in time.
"I love Kristina like nothing I have ever felt before... I can't stop thinking about her! There seems to be no cure for Krissinitis (but I don't really want there to be.)
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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โ€œOmg, the ramifications!โ€
-โ€œYou forgot about the rammys, bro.โ€
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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