Kristupas

He is the best basketball player of all time, he is very good looking, has a massive, huge just downright gargantuan cock, and has many girlfriends (this is not a lie)

Have you met my new best friend? his name is Kristupas

Kristupas by Female_Enjoyer November 14, 2021

kristupas

Kristupas is a sweet, generously person who always tries to lift your spirits. He tries his hardest to be the best version of himself, sometimes he can loose his way but he’s always trying. He loves love, and he loves his girlfriend even more. She helps better him and he thinks the absolute world of her. He loves playing his guitar with his bro’s. Biggest gym lad going.

“At where be kristupas”
“Kissing his guitar at the gym”

kristupas by Chonkypigeon.com October 19, 2019

Kristupas

Kristupas Is a Lithuanian Rizz Master , From The Depths Of Rizzology he became a master , the most sexiest guy and has a gargantuan cok

Kristupas is the reason rizz is made

Kristupas by Memes4kris December 16, 2022

Kristupas

Kristupas is a term that is used when your piss comes out weirdly than usual, usually from a man's penis. When you get kristupas not only would it feel different but it will also look differently

man, I got kristupas this morning it felt weird but oddly satisfying

Kristupas by chunkyopissgang October 29, 2021

Kristupas

Kristupas is a term that people use as a way of expression when someone's piss came out a little differently, usually from a male's penis

man, I got kristupas this morning. it was weird but quite satisfying

Kristupas by chunkyopissgang October 29, 2021

Kristaps Porzingis 

A Forward for the NY Knicks. He is most known for being a 7'3 scoring machine in the NBA. Born in Latvia and given the knick name "The unicorn" by Kevin Durant.

Kristaps Porzingis was to tall for his opponent and dunked on the defender.

Kristaps Porzingis by Carmelo Anthony August 31, 2017

Kristasia 

A person who is extremely awesome. They love people and are really smart. Everyone wishes they could be her and the only person who is her, is awesome.

I wish I was Kristasia

Kristasia by SupermanKry March 24, 2017